Soaplands, Zucchinis, and the Hug Jacket.
This OnlyFans hottie is living in Tokyo and doing research on the platform for her Master's Thesis. She's also a fun sex conversationalist and performed impressively well in my "fake sex trends" activity. Shibari harnesses, bimbocore, stepping on heads, dragon naming, hentai, swordfights... so many subjects to please your "chin chin."
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Tingly Scalps, Squirtcicles, and an Uno Reverse Card.
Sexologist, Sex Coach, Sex Educator, and Sex...y human Sarasense joins the show to chat about Hong Kong sex parties, experiments with her bodily fluids, and the erotica she always wanted to write. I also take the game she plays on her podcast and twist it into a game we play on my podcast about... her podcast. Does that make sense? Yes, Sarasense.
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Daddy Jesus, ABDL, and Golden Nectar.
Priestess Francesca is a Sexual Healer and Divine Dominatrix. You can tell fire is her element, because her stories of degradation, tree climbing, ghosts, and gangbangs are flaming hot! Can you figure out what connects all the words in “Kinky Links” to each other? If not, we might have to put you back in the cage.
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Brain Cocaine, Cuckqueaning, and Depressed Elves.
It’s hard to find a fault in our star Hazel Grace. She’s beautiful, talented, and has amassed over 50 million views on Pornhub. In today’s episode we chat about foot fetishes, degradation kinks, porn bloopers, and I stump her repeatedly with sounds from her own sex. She offered me a writing gig, so I’ll be extra careful not to fluck up these shown otes.
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Clit Pump, Queening, and Girl Scout Cookies.
Another montage episode featuring extra segments from my chats with Amanda North, Rosie Kay, Mistress Ramona Ryder, Wippy, Mike, and Lilly. Is there a better way to end the year than listening to this episode? It’s plausible, but why take the chance?
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Pride Flag Confusion, Super Old Hentai, and Anya from Project Runway.
You always remember your first… especially when you record it and listen back to it. My first guest Zinnia is BACK after 80 episodes! We catch up on the last 3 years, share a few of our personal sexual firsts, and learn about historical sexual firsts. Of all the episodes I’ve done focusing on “firsts”… this is the first.
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Fungeon, Cock Pharaoh, and a Tulip Chain.
I could dock all day with lifestyle skills coaches Mike and Lilly. Right before they embark on a Swingers cruise, we chat about multiple groupsex scenes, finding the "A" spot, and a sex toy that requires 5 people to operate. I ship this couple.
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A collection of horrifyingly hilarious Halloween-themed comedy sketches.
(evil laughter)... (also evil orgasm noises)
Intro (1:30)
The Talk (2:31)
Ghost in Michelle (5:30)
Lust Elixir (9:11)
6669 (11:19)
Interview with a Vampiress (14:15)
Slutty Buddy (17:42)
Starfish (19:15)
November 1st (21:55)
Outro (25:07)
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Reverse Cowgirl, Blink-182, and Spinners.
Pronounced "Wip-EEEE!" When a scheduled guest drops out, a random friend drops in. A guy I found on Feeld for my birthday orgy stops by to chat about the aforementioned party, sexual height preferences, and how being Chinese American impacts his sexuality. He also tries a "first impressions" game involving pics I took at the NYC Pride Parade, and it is a delightful fiasco.
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Vampire Gloves, A Sack of Rubies, and The Domimatrix.
When every episode has a catch, sometimes the catch is that there is no catch. Mistress Ramona Ryder joins the show for a good ol' fashioned chat. Domming, escorting, pegging, footing, wrapping, motorcycling, fisting, sounding, and many other "ings" are discussed. Also somehow Disney's "The Rescuers." Enjoy!
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Water Balloons, Tit Wanking, and the Duck Pond.
Rosie Kay, a.k.a. "This Kinda Girl" is a Swingers Lifestyle Coach, a great sex conversationalist, and a horrible "Password" player. We laugh our way through a sexy version of the TV game show, but also chat about things like reviewing sex parties, squirting etiquette, Britishisms, fisting, and golden showers. This Kinda Episode is a good one... especially if Texas accents get you wet.
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The Jedi Council, Cuckqueaning, and Quaint Witches.
Listener Warning: This episode features the repeated use of the word "moist." Don't be too scared though, Amanda North and I also discuss less-controversial topics like human cages, fantasy funerals, and making amateur porn. This beautiful erotic model and photographer also ranks her favorite places to pose nude... from an incredibly odd list of options I present her with... because this is Sexie Show.
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A Bunch of Leprechauns, Knife Play, and the Fountain at the Bellagio.
Enjoy this montage episode featuring extra interview segments from Billy Procida, PootieXXX, Dr. K, and Annabelle! Learn about in-shower enemas, sex trading cards, orgasming upside down, and more Sybian Trivia! I also have a very important announcement at the beginning of the episode.
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Tympanoplasty, Pee-wee Herman, and Sybian Trivia.
SO many interesting topics on this one! My good friend opens up about her job at a sex toy company, being raised by lesbians, letting me have an orgy in her apartment, and being hard of hearing. And we end the episode with arguably the greatest game in the history of the show: trivia... while riding a Sybian!
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Nyotaimori, Vow Vibes, and 5 Minutes in Bogotá.
Everyone's favorite sex educator/fitness trainer is back! The "K" in Dr. K must stand for kinky, because we spill some EPIC sex stories in this episode's fitness-focused twist on "Never Have I Ever." Blame Cheryl if this episode is a little too revealing. By the way, the portmanteau I'm looking for is "shuke." (Although the term "double dragon" is way funnier.)
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34DDD, Für Elise, and a Manatee's Eye Socket.
FetLife's breast friend Pootie joins the show! We have a "well-rounded" conversation about creampies, dildo naming, and group sex. We give all sorts of classical music a sexy new twist, and she survives a bra-rrage of large breast jokes I bounce her way. I'd say more about her tits, but they're SO large, it takes a paragraph to type out her bra size. (rim shot)
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A Butthole Balloon, Warming up a Gong, and a Hot Semen Warpath.
The host of The Manwhore Podcast stops by to chat about sex podcasting, his Onlyfans, personal growth, and how we kinda sorta know each other. I also present a bunch of disturbing anagrams I made from his show's title, because why not? We finish the chat with a toast battle: saying short nice things about random past guests. And here's a toast to you, episode description reader. May you validate these throwaway jokes for many years to come. (chugs)
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The Gravitron, Nipple 69, and Tourmaline Striations.
My girlfriend and I went on our very 1st swingers retreat! And what better way to spend the weekend than asking a bunch of couples really odd questions? Okay, true, SEX might have been better. But I'm fairly certain this was the 2nd best use of time.
Thank you to the 14 super-anonymous lifestylers that helped make this episode possible!
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Skinematography, Medieval Catapults, and Admiral Ackbar.
I 69'd my roommate! And by "69," I mean we recorded this episode fully clothed, lying crotch-to-face, a few feet apart. A concept so unnecessary, I simply had to do it. Please enjoy our chat all about her private porn collection, celebrities and fictional characters we wanna fuck, and lots and lots of hair. (insert Chewbacca roar)
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Sphinctar, an Icelandic Hostel, and Gay Porn Grunting.
Is there a better way to get to know a super-talented boudoir photographer/rope artist than a rope-cutting suspension duel to the death? Yes, definitely. But just like her city of Austin, I gotta keep this podcast weird. We chat about her masturbation habits, naughty words in Portuguese, predicament bondage, swingers clubs, and tons more!
WHO WILL LIVE? WHO WILL DIE? You'll have to listen to find out!
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Gangbangs, Pierre Escargot, and Being Symmetrical.
You know an episode's a good one when I consider looking up the plural of "bukkake" for the description. This kinky couple I met at the orgy talks through navigating the lifestyle as a pansexual duo, their sexually repressed origins, and one incredibly naughty story after the other. Also featuring fun with a black light, a destroyed strap-on, and potentially... the Antichrist?
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Exploding Dinosaurs, Blowjob Tutorials, and a Koala Marching Band.
Bibbity-Boobity-Boo! Your wish for a great guest has been granted. This WANDerful convo touches on all sorts of subjects like the sex culture of the south, intimacy coaching, hentai, and... bubbles! Your Fairy Sex Mutha also grants some sex wishes with my magic Magic wand.
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Time Portals, the Golden Girls, and Tattered Butterfly Wings.
ToyBlonde is back! And since our last episode was all about sex in the past, this episode is about sex... in the future! My Sex Time Portal allows us to repeatedly gaze into the future of sex... and my golly, the future is terrifying. We also touch on her anal experiences, her shyness, and sexy Broadway musicals. Guest-starring R2-DP.
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Python Ovaries, Alien Surgery, and an Armadillo Shell.
What the Art?! That's a question I ask my guest Alex repeatedly, as she paints a beautifully surreal picture of her various pseudo-sexual art projects. She also identifies as an ecosexual and LARPs as a reptile... but who doesn't, right? Keep listening to learn about her naked dinner parties, menstrual paint parties, and DMT-induced visions. The chat ends with a tarot reading (with her own tarot deck!) centered around my upcoming sex party. The vagina oracle foresees you enjoying this episode.
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Brown Showers, The Oregon Trail, and Satan's Pizza Cutter.
All hail the Shit Queen! (her words) In this very special (barely) holiday-themed episode, I sit down with Pro Domme and dungeon owner Mistress Shayla. We talk through her past of survival sex work, what it's like owning a dungeon, and an extremely awkward Thanksgiving. And just like Santa, she comes bearing gifts in the form of various torture devices... and uses them on me. Ho Ho oh OH OW OW.
Speaking of which, only $10 patrons get to experience my torture as she uses the testicle foot rest AND the cock and ball bondage board on me.
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Asphyxiaphilia, Ponycorns, and Dolph from the Simpsons.
She has a petite body, but a less-than-petite appetite for sex. Eliza anonymously tosses her sexual mind into the foam pit of open-minded Sexie Show listeners's ears by chatting about subjects like accents in the bedroom, Sex Sent Me to the ER, slutty double standards, the 6⁹ position, and her love of being watched. Also if you like voice distortion, prepare to get wet.
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Pervnapping, Tentacles, and Boris Yeltsin.
I am blown away by this Super Nova of Kink! Coach, Author, Instructress, Rope Dojo™ founder... her accolades and experience are almost as expansive as her sexual ideas for the bizarre objects that appear on my "Pervertabletable." Midori and I chat about a variety of topics like the intersection of Japanese culture and kink, the intricacies of foot and shoe fetishes, and even "plant bondage." This guest is sweeter than a Chantilly Cake from Whole Foods.
To buy her books, attend a class, sign up for coaching, and/or a number of other ways to support Midori, please go to planetmidori.com!
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Two former guests return to strip each other naked in a series of sex-related competitions! Serena and Bee compete in The Strip-Off, Roargasms, Cum Again, In the Bluff, Lust List, and the Pity Titty Challenge! Who will win? The 70's Sexpot or the Woodland Fairy?
I've also posted the answer bank to Roargasms on social media so you can play along!
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Rope Bondage, Antarctica, and a Coffin Factory.
J.D. and Dan have a friendship as tight as their rope work, and so much to teach when it comes to bondage. I hope you're eager to be "taut."
We pull and wind the convo tightly around their personal kinks, misconceptions of the craft, and all the knotty projects they've been tied to.
They also solve the puzzle of my Two Knotty Ropes, although some of you might untie the hint in plain sight.
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Sex Busking, Drug Mules, and Bhad Bhabie.
Katie returns! And to celebrate the reunion of two very wacky sex friends, I “pull out” a ridiculous new game I like to call “What’s Inside Me?”
Can you guess the objects before we do? Would you play this game at your next sex party? Is asking a series of questions a lazy way to fill in the show notes?
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The Orgy Dome, Jenny McCarthy, and Matzah Ball Poisoning.
My guest is a polyamory advocate, co-founder of the House of Good Deeds, former competitive eater, helped launched New York's 1st openly poly residence, and generally has way too many credits for me to include here.
Leon takes a bite out of my odd sex/food hypotheticals, opens up about poly advocacy, tantalizes us with sexy "tall" tales, and makes me think exciting new things about slinkys. This sex convo is packed tighter than the buns in Badlands Booker's bowels.
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MRI Machines, 20 Boobies, and the Cobra Move.
An OOOOOlympic legend joins the show to chat about her last-place ranking, her recent sex party shenanigans, and unique skin care advice from an 80-year-old Mexican woman. We go over the best and worst things about her sex life, then she honors us with an even better fake orgasm impression. Truly a trophy-worthy guest.
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Galaxy of Love, Neapolitan Tits, and a Slippery Manatee.
What an amazing 3way... conversation! Kenzie and Madison from Friends With A Twist podcast stop by to talk about their show, their sexy friendship, and answer a bunch of Teen Vogue questions for besties... with a twist. This episode might have broken the laugh record. Fireball shots don't hurt.
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Fur Affinity, Rutherford B. Hayes, and Evil Flan.
Eszieboo is a gay Swedish CG erotica artist (it took me 10+ minutes to try and order all those adjectives correctly). He teaches me about sandwiching, what wasn't so "greeeeat" for Tony the Tiger, and Rule 34: If it exists, there's probably a porn for it. We test this rule over and over, and learn many things we wish we never did.
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Shadow Creatures, Tribbing, and Koala Bearing.
Face-to-face interviews are back! A self-proclaimed "gayby" ties me up and unwinds about her 1st sex party experience, her thoughts on lesbian porn, and growing confidence in her sexual self. The convo gets even knottier when we chat about slapping, wedgies, and choking. For the 1st time ever, this gold star lesbian finally tries playing with a man's... soundboard.
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Ponchos, Butthole Training, and Chip n' Dale Rescue Rangers.
Put me in, sex coach! The "Mindful Minx" loves to motivate her followers, not only with her butt, but also with motivational quotes. I workshop some motivational quotes of my own with her as she coaches us through sensual wellness, sex at a certain age, 80's pop culture, and parenting LGBT kids. Also my old friend Henry joins the show, which is apparently the name of my penis.
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Interracial Gangbangs, Skopje, and Squirting Records.
The Uncensored host, NYU Professor, and Open Smarter host has such an impressively long list of sex education-related projects she's been involved with, it will make your head spin with lustful delight. She joins the pod to talk about her explorations on different ends of the sexual spectrum, her sexual beginnings in Macedonia, and even her experience with a 24/7 live-in slave. Plus! The most important question I've ever wondered in the history of the podcast.
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Gold, Silver, and Bronze.
10 competitors representing 9 geographic regions cum-pete in the ultimate fake orgasm competition! The top 3 fakers (judged by former guests Greg, Alexa, Goddess Cecilia, and Serena) get to choose which charities get the donation money raised (by JJ and an anonymous donor)! A special thank you to all who competed, including the NINE former guests! Your orgasms may be fake, but my appreciation for you is very real.
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Spongebob, MMF, and Ramalamalamakalamadadingdadong.
An old friend with a very new name stops by the show to chat about a variety of sexy topics (completely decided by my game show wheel)! By pure coincidence, she also promotes the benefits of fake orgasms one episode before the OOOOOlympics. You can't see her legendary booty, but please enjoy her equally-as-stunning voice, as she becomes the 1st guest ever to sing on the show.
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Spitroasting, K'Nex, and Rainbow Farting.
It took 48 episodes, but there's finally a swinger couple on the show! They guide us through resorts and communities like Hedonism II, Secrets, Temptations, and ShareNation, as well as their own Bubblegum Dungeon. They also chat in explicit detail about many of their partners... whose names have been replaced with various unsexy sound effects. Cue the Ahegao face.
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Eel Farming, Boob Venom, and the Buffalo Bills.
Coco is back! This podcast's 1st interview sequel completely destroys the myth that the sequel is never better than the original. And to celebrate the 10,000th listen, we play a random sampling of games and activities from the 1st 46 episodes. My sound board is now getting more action than most of us did during the pandemic.
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A Sea Dragon, the Obedience App, and Hei Hei from Moana.
The Submissive Next Door pops her "podcast guest cherry" so spectacularly, it requires puppy pads to soak up the mess. A 24/7 sub lends us 1/1 of her time to talk about watching porn in groups, teaching erotica, and what to do with ancient Roman grime. What's the big surprise coming this summer? What's the Skene's gland? What's Naughty Disney After Dark? You'll love the answers to all these questions as much as she hates water. This woman might be the sexie-est sexie that ever sexied.
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Chimpanzee Kisses, Sextras, and the Wet Macaroni Noise. Lust Life Love is a movie about polyamory and sex parties. Stephanie is not only the writer, co-director, and lead actress of the film, but she earns a new title after this chat: Interesting Podcast Guest. We talk a lot about the "sin"ematic arts, but also cover burlesque, alien sex, and somehow... aardvarks. Get the popcorn, put your phones on vibrate, use that vibration to get off, and please enjoy the feature presentation.
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Buttery Nipple, ElimiDate, and the Pocahontas Waterfall Dive. A bartender with a "top shelf" sexual history pours us a big tall glass of pleasant memories. Airport sex, SLS, how to make women squirt, and a massive dungeon are a few topics on this episode's menu. He also tastes my special mix of TWO cocktail-related sex games. Cheers!
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Fox Spirits, Reverse Birthing, and Ghostbusters. Beep Boop Beep Beep Boop. Translation: I'm joined by my girlfriend's queer partner as well as a very naughty robot in this sci-fi-tastic episode. We cover sex parties, cuckold scenes, and adventurous porn excursions. If that gets you too excited though, don't worry. We also talk about monster eggs and Bush vs Gore.
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Semen Smoothies, Nefertiti, and Fisting Competitions. One of FetLife's MVPs joins the show to chat about her kinkier side, the strength she's gained through struggles, and a toy box full of bizarre topics like stab wounds, bed bugs, drowning geese. I also teach this sexy history nerd some important lessons with "Great Moments in Sex History."
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Anime Titties, Queer Gatekeeping, and a Video Game Orgy. This Melbourne-based queer artist paints a beautiful picture of her sexual upbringing and discovery. Other conversational "brush strokes" include gender curiosity, the ethics of her art, arousing TV shows, and her family's three generations of sexual generosity. Also I forgot to name the game we played, so let's call it "Aural Sex."
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Two former guests return to strip each other naked in a series of sex-related competitions! Yvette and Ivy LeNoir compete in The Strip-Off, Cum Again, In the Bluff, Safe Word, and Lust List. Thank you for helping this show reach 40 episodes!
Mini-Game Rules: (8:32) [Special note: Yvette wished to remain anonymous so no pics or vids were taken of the competition. Thank you for respecting and protecting her anonymity.]
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Erection Laws, the Haitian Flag, and Nigel Thornberry. He's a kinkster, an ex-stripper, and a porn performer with a very large... hairstyle. Also penis. From cuckoldry to pegging, we cover almost as many topics as tattoos cover his impressively-sculpted body. And if you think "that's bull," see at least if you can hold your own in a game of "That's Bull."
Find more Miamii at onlyfans.com/blkkfrost.
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A Lightsaber Duel, Dad Bods, and Janice from Friends. The redheaded listicle queen of Fetlife puts down the katana and picks up the mic to share her thoughts on penis torture, Victoriana, learning to love her flaws, and her tattoo-do list. The show's first British guest also hold her own in a game of "Test My Listicles." For those thinking I interviewed another Filipina mermaid, you're one letter off.
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Shake Weights, Verbal Degradation, and a Tuba Player. Find out the true meaning of Christmas! (somewhere else, because we never did) My friend/sex partner stops by to celebrate the season AND my new sound board! We explore topics like sex talk on dates, using the word "daddy" in bed, and multi-colored penises. Ho Ho Ho-ly moly this horrible pandemic-infested year is finally ending.
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LSD orgy, Sock Puppets, and Nancy from Perkins. The podcast's first three way (interview)! If you think an auction, a baggage cart, and a lecture can't be kinky, clearly you haven't met today's guests. Their age gap is almost as impressive as what they did to a school bus, and what they're planning to do with a church. This episode is even hotter than that memorable attic. Check them out at XGoddessSophieX and Physics on FetLife!
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Yoni Steaming, Facesitting, and a Manticore. I caught a mermaid! Goddess Cecilia wades through such topics as her Dive Deeper sex ed YouTube series, overcoming sexual assault, and a six-foot tall vulva. Then I pull her to the depths of my twisted mind with a game of “Please, Receive, or Leave” with mythical hybrid creatures. If you're looking for the true meaning of Thanksgiving, turn around, you couldn't be farther from the answer. Check her out at www.GoddessCecilia.com.
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Brain Tails, Kink B&B, and Hydroelectricity. A Cannasexual Sensualist joins the show to play an epic game of Would You Rather. We touch on her exploration of non-monogamy while definitely not touching that incredibly old vibrator. I really hope she sends me a Christmas card this year…
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Birthdaygasm, Pavarotti, and The Emperor’s New Groove. Boo! …bies. Luna’s big boobies. That’s how we celebrate Halloween on Sexie Show. And we celebrate the podcast’s one year anniversary by “blowing” through all of Luna's favorite orgasmic memories. Magic (mushrooms), the Devil ('s threesome), and a Spider (gag) make this Halloween episode as full as the moon.
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Futomomo, Mark Twain, and Vietnamese Dong. Rope slut in a bath tub! This former stripper and current Nutella-skinned milf shares tales of orgasm competitions, suspensions, and a particular fetish that surely will only result in respectful, level-headed feedback from my listeners. Though it's referenced many times, we never actually say the word "rigger."
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Kinky Camp, Hermaphrodactus, and a Chimera Battle. Join our pack as we explore the primal play style and sexual identity. Lynx takes us on a hunt through the woods, a marathon beating, and ilLUSTrations: my surrealistic drawing challenge. Grab your thunkers and throw away your Ken dolls, because this episode is hotter than your ex’s exploding car.
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A sex-infused roleplaying game inspired by Dungeons & Dragons, featuring the show's first repeat guest: Kitty!
I swear I haven't lost my mind in quarantine. Why is everyone asking that all of a sudden?
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Hedonism II, an Abacus, and the Lucky Saxophonist. Tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1997 to 2005ish. Because Jim ran lifestyle events roughly in that timespan. We chat about his short porn career, lawn decorations, and possibly upset R.E.M. (sorry guys!) Have questions about swinging? Check out his group “Thinking of Swinging” on Facebook.
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Wonder Woman, Foot Jobs, and Animatronic Witches. Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear nothing at all. Alora heroically shares her experiences of camming, working in porn, and the erotic side of comic book characters. Will she defeat the evil villain Nogazmo?? Tune in to find out! @AloraJaymes on Twitter
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Clit Sucking, Carnaval, and the Gorilla Finger. Enjoy this socially-distant and sexually-delicious sit-down with a Brazilian beauty. Her open marriage has had its ups and downs, but you’ll never guess what almost went down on a video call.
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Tickling, Nipple Math, and an Evil Ferret. An erotica writer/narrator “peels back” on her life as a non-nude content creator, former dick pic rater, and skunk warrior. She also reads my pirate erotica, which is sure to make you h“Arrrrrr”d. Check her out at @BruisedBananaB or www.bruisedbananab.com.
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Tiger Meat, Boob Paintings, and Satan’s Color Scheme. Yes, that’s his name. No, it’s not pronounced that way. The host of The Week in Sex podcast shares his thoughts on flirting, the evolution of his show, and a funny threesome story. He also asks ME a lot of questions. It’s like two podcasters having a podcast-off. Check out Nightmare Fuel Comedy on YouTube!
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Glory Holes, Pee Play, and Lollipops. Jesska is so incredibly creative and experienced when it comes to the world of kink. I love her as a guest almost as much as she loves cock. If you’re already a fan of what goes inside her mouth, just wait til you hear what comes out! (Jesska911 on FetLife, ManyVids, and OnlyFans.)
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Eartha Kitt, Virtual Strip Clubs, and Almond Milk. Please applaud the pansexual pole dancing polyglot! Quite the tongue-twister, which could really be a problem if your tongue is as long as hers. Steamy photo shoots, betrayal in Cuba, and mid-sex splits. Stretch up and grab the nearest pole, this episode’s a workout. Please follow @aqvadiva and book her as your next dancer!
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Age Play, The Tickle Gang, and Waterboarding. I found Katie on FetLife and we quickly became close friends and sexting buddies. She talks about dating a trans man, hiding her life from her mom, and a whole host of creative kinks. If you want to take notes, she already has a few pens ready for you.
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Otters, Prince Harry, and Penis Balloons. He's gay, he's a sex therapist-in-training, and he's the Grand Marshal of our virtual Pride Parade. We chat about hormonal issues, jealousy, and his deceased former Dom. Book a session with @SexTherapistVin! Free for gingers! (probably... don't quote me)
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20 (True) Super Short Sex Stories! 1: Escape Room (1:18) 2: The Agony of DeFeet (2:46) 3: Girl/Girl Goals (4:05) 4: Lost in Lima (6:18) 5: Quintoppled (8:04) 6: 2nd City Improv (9:33) 7: What the Duck (12:33) 8: Lust in Translation (14:06) 9: Limps (15:51) 10: Send in the Clown (17:38) 11: Exxxotica (18:48) 12: Pin-Down Girl (20:19) 13: Domme Pérignon (21:31) 14: Voyeur Destroyer (22:43) 15: This Israeli Fun (24:09) 16: Swing Set (27:15) 17: Pogward (28:53) 18: Bunker Buster (30:10) 19: Fired (31:59) 20: Drops (33:58)
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Corkscrew Trees, Sputnik, and a Jackalope. Callista is a travel fanatic and recently began living out of a van. We chat about outdoorsy sex, her time with nudists, and a bizarre list of roadside attractions. Buckle up, it’s a humpy road ahead.
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Amethyst, Quinceañeras, and Aragog. This witchy dancing birth doula keeps me company during the global lockdown to fight COVID-19. She teaches me about orgasmic birth and masturbating with crystals. We also recount a recent orgy using Harry Potter characters. I'm slowly inching closer to my goal of ruining your collective childhoods.
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Whippits, Rumspringa, and Cinematic Porn. SheilaMonster is the co-founder of Chemistry: one of New York City's largest sex parties. She details the party's origins, her own history with non-monogamy, and Burning Man. Truly the least-monstrous monster to ever monster.
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Oxtail, Utilikilts, and Marionettes. This kinkster flogs and whips so much info about fetish parties into our brains, it’s sure to leave a mark. Hearing advanced torture techniques coming from the 1st guest I hadn’t met beforehand is also quite the experience, let me tell you…
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Tantra, Jiminy Cricket, and Ass Mirrors. Maya is a transformational coach and Tantric practitioner. We talk through her sex life, her upbringing in Kiev, and her Sensual Exploration Play Party. She also demonstrates 3 kinds of touch on my… arm. Book a session with Maya at ConsciouslyTransform.com.
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Scissoring, Hufflepuff, and a Venus Fly Trap. Lesbians! Georgia (and her girlfriend Florida) share intimate details of their relationship and describe the lesbian nightlife in NYC. I also go off-mic for some girl-on-girl (interview) action after we play an epic game of "Lesbehind."
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Mirrors, Hormones, and Chili. An Indonesian trans advocate and former child star shares her touching story of transition in the conservative Muslim nation. It may temporarily ruin your kink for school uniforms, but it's worth it. She also gets me wet (in the form of tears).
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Gargoyles, Triple Penetration, and a Bear with a Hernia. The 2010s are ending, and what better way to celebrate than with a penis-themed game? My beautiful French Canadian friend also dives into jealousy issues and her evolving feelings on women. Bonus feature: the world's least sexiest noise.
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Shibari, Bagpipes, and Sci-Fi Erotica. My sub joins the podcast... topless! This episode has a few surprises that I won't spoil here, so I'm just gonna type "X" as a placeholder. Thank you Kelsey for your volunteer work as a crisis counselor. For anyone who might need it: the National Domestic Violence Hotline is 1-800-799-7233.
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Turnips, Trampling, and Pom Poms. Our 1st Pro Dominatrix! We chat about balancing kink life and motherhood, her transition from the corporate world to the kink world, and all her pervertibles. It's the most excited I'll ever be while talking about furniture. Book a session with Mistress D @MissPetiteD_NYC on Insta/Twit.
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Dr. Who, Twinks, and the Richter Scale. This tall Australian explores his pansexual identity, Aussie lingo, the Equality Act, and why I keep hitting a frying pan. He really is a sick c%nt. (I swear, that's a good thing.)
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Czech Glory Holes, Betty White, and Unicorns. I only see her a few hours every year, but it's always great to catch up. We discuss sex with friends, squirting, and an epic level of cheating. You'll never look at a shark the same way again.
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Animal Flow, Degradation, and Skidoodlers. A personal trainer gets personal, right before we head to a hotel sex party together. We talk through her history of masturbation, why sex parties changed her life, and the psychology of her emerging kinks. Always good to have a heart-to-heart before a genital-to-genital.
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Carnies, Literotica, and the Dragon Train. This kitty meows all about her kinky past, extreme fantasies, toys she loves, and erotica she reads. She's the purrrrfect introduction to a more fantastical, advanced form of kink. Heeeere kinky kinky.
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K-Pop, the Pyloric Sphincter, and Vegetable Beatings. Our 1st male guest! A poly Korean-American shares his perspective on the differences between Korean and American sex culture. If you look up "gentlemanly" in the dictionary, you might find a picture of Bill. But... that would mess with his anonymity, so... don't.
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Hand Shandy, Strap-On School, and Harpsichords. I am a Coco-nut! This sweet, beautiful guest shares great stories of wild parties in NYC and Berlin. She also opens up about ongoing libido issues. We play the "Phone Sex" game, which I can't imagine helped her through any of those issues.
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Fucking Machines, The Somersault Method, and Scrappy Doo. Ophelia is my friend and partner from the NYC sex party scene. She's a queer woman of color and confidence. We chat it up and laugh our way through the "Guess the Sexual Interaction" game. I'll give a hint in case you're stumped: nothing was in my bum bum.
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Epic Masturbation Sessions, Puppy Play, and the Housesitting Horror. Zinnia is a cam girl, works at a sex toy shop, goes to sex parties, and has a Bachelors AND Masters Degree in Gender and Sexuality. We pop my interview cherry by talking through all these things. Mmmm. Now I'm craving cherries.
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Introducing... Sexie Show! JJ explains what a "sexie" is, what he'd like this show to be, how he'd define himself sexually, and why the length of an intro sentence totally isn't compensating for anything so don't read into it too much.
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