Your favourite unreliable podcast hosts are back... we're sorry! Baby swag is nearly afoot with Sam, but the hot takes are coming thick and fast in this one.
Instead of ice-cream sundaes ending up on your head, enjoy your make-up gift of streamers and sell high/buy low candidates.
We go over all the major talking points for round 3. A few real lowly owned bums for you to get at the last minute because you couldn't be bothered to waiver.
Enjoy!
The boys are back with a veryyy special podcast. They talk through their teams, hits and misses from Draft Night and what they saw as potential trends for 2023. Also, some juicy waiver options for this week and going forward in future weeks.
In true Category B style, they dust off some other famous content used by other fantasy pods. This is not to be missed!
Sam and the Commish took the opportunity to take a hybrid approach this week as they ran a fine toothed comb through the 9 preseason games.
All relevant players were discussed from both a draft AND SALARY CAP perspective. Outrageous we know… but when Seano is away the mice will play
We hope you enjoy the podcast!
The boys are once again joined by the Commish to discuss the most disgusting line of all of fantasy.. the forwards!
There's not much else to say except Jack Ziebell is relevant once again.. how exciting. It's ZBLSZN once again!!!
The boys are joined by the one and only Commish! Who seems less than phased about a transition to AFL Fantasy.
We're talking all things backs.. as well as our participation in the democratic process for some reason. And Jamaine Jones gets his first of 100 mentions for the year on the pod!
The boys are shifting their attention to what's getting them really excited in the ruck department this year. And move aside ROB, there's a new ruck poster-boy for the Cat B pod. Anyone have his number so we can get him to do an intro?
Not only that, we discuss the big issue tackling the fantasy world at the moment - Categories Fantasy facing a slow and painful death. As well as revealing our draft order and our initial thoughts on how we're going to tackle draft day!
The boys are back, refreshed for 2023. They tackle the problems that are keeping them up at night, some regression candidates, and what they're looking forward to for the upcoming season.
Seano pegs a media personality for a shock comeback, whilst Sam deep dives into the views of the pods favourite player, RoB.
The boys are back from their off-season siesta to review all 18 clubs trade periods. Today, it's Adelaide through to Freo.
And there is a HUGE announcement that will settle an age-old debate, once and for all!
The boys are back from Sam's wedding break to bring you the final pod for the 2022 season. Don't worry, the boys will be sprinkling some content over the break.. but for now, they talk their hits and misses, Sam's grand final run, and massive question marks going into 2023!
The boys are back, and Seano has assured all the listeners, that the bottle has been put away this week, and the audio is golden. The content is still just as questionable, but at least it's correct!! Streamers, captain options and special wedding appearances?...
On that note, the lads will be taking a break to watch Sam get hitched. But don't worry, they'll be back in time to let you know how they fared in their home league, as well as give you last minute bits of gold for you to hold your home league cup aloft!!
Fantasy Royalty Sammy (of Craft Doctors fame) is joined by the peasant Seano for this weeks pod. It's make or break time in your home leagues, so be sure to listen to get those last minute golden nuggets to drag you over the line.
The boys are back, and probably spend way too much time referencing their home league's nemesis in the Lesbian Wrestlers.
But don't let that tomfoolery trick you into thinking there aren't nuggets of gold in this pod too. Stream targets, captain options, and who you should be targeting leading into finals!
The boys come back, refreshed off their bye. Talking all things Round 16... waivers, captain options, buys and sells! And the fantasy player nobody is talking about (and for good reason)... Ryan Clarke!
It's Himmelberg szn folks. And that's all it is in this very baron last bye round! The boys scrape the bottom of the barrel in stream options. There's some spicy captain options to get that last cruicial win of the bye rounds. And absolutely no accountability of any of their horrid takes from round 13.
With ROB appreciation week a distant memory (can't even remember how he scored...), the boys tackle the 2nd bye round with eyes firmly set on all things fantasy... And of course, dissecting the May v Melksham fight.
It's ROB appreciation week, and this is the ROB pod. Yes, some other mediocre players are mentioned in here too, but none can compare to the absolute beast that is Reilly O'Brien!
The boys talk all things bye rounds and give you some tips if you happen to play through them. Some left field captain options, streamers and as much ROB content as your heart desires all here this week!
The boys are back, and boy oh boy is it a bang average round of footy. But fantasy never stops, and neither do their vanilla takes or lack of accountability! Captains, streamers, BIG watches. Trade highs and buy lows and everything in between.
Grab a glass of red, and sit in front of the fire with your finest cashmere turtle neck on as you listen to the Category B boys come of age. A unique mix of current affairs, indigenous studies, politics and of course Australian rules fantasy football awaits. In this pod, the boys make a great audition for AM radio in years to come...
Sam and Seano are back in the same timezone, and that means you'll be subjected to more of their sh!t-talk and none of the accountability as they preview what they see upcoming in round 9! Also some trade action between the boys, who won? Will the Chad pop? Is it danger signs for Cripps owners? All that and more in this weeks pod.
Sean just finishes off his Connor Rozee victory lap in time to join Sam on this weeks pod. Plenty of insights as the fantasy season starts to heat up, whilst the rucks go to poo. And a special shout out for a loyal listener!
The boys are back off their death beds with their round 5 preview. Captain options, streamers and even darker areas of death explored this week!
The boys preview all this weeks games, as well as announcing their new sponsor! Sam's trumpet solo regarding his AFL Fantasy Classic team continues, whilst Sean gives some September flight tips for those Carlton overseas supporters...
The boys are debuting their new format, and they've gone through each game to give you their insights for round 2 after what was an "interesting" start to the year.
..and of course, there's another sh!t bet.
The boys go through their finalised rankings ahead of their 2022 Fantasy Footy Draft. All the injuries, practice match hype & coaches press conferences are baked into these fresh rankings... with (not so surprisingly) mediocre results.
Give it a listen to hopefully give you the last leg up you need going into your weekends draft!
The guys that you'll get down on your knees for, or you will curse to your last living breath... these are the blokes that will either make or break your draft night.
Get set for some spicy takes as the boys pick a few blokes who you might be getting splinters in your arse thinking about...
The boys are joined by the peoples favourite, the Commish as we wrap up this years upcoming midfield makeups.
After a bit of a break, Seano disregards his Cat B status to controversially record an episode from Australia!
Second set of teams and their midfield makeup for 2022! Plus a verrrryyyy special guest jumping on board the pod for 2022!
The boys are back for 2022, and they're breaking down the all-important engine rooms for the upcoming season.
This is where fantasy premierships are won and lost, and if you can select who's getting that MoreMidTime, you're halfway home to a premiership.
The boys go through Adelaide to Freo and give their picks for breakouts, standouts and who they don't want a bar of in 2022.
The boys come out of hiding / a German fetish club to look back at the season that was. It's amazing they managed to fit what went wrong into 30 mins... but they did it!
Also, the category B rookie of the year is crowned.
And finally, they announce their plans for 2022 with the pod! Give it a listen, you won't regret it!
So we've reached the end of a very memorable AFL fantasy year which saw Aaron fuckin Hall become the most valuable player in the game... honestly, wtf. It's been an absolute cracker of a journey, and thanks so much to our listeners for keeping with us throughout.
We'll be back next year, and maybe a review pod won't be too far away post season...
The boys come back with a vengeance and give you all the hot takes going into the preliminary final round of Fantasy Footy for 2021. Good luck if you're still alive, and hopefully the guys can give you the nuggets needed to get over the line this weekend!
The boys are back fresh, ready to attack a finals campaign, which (if you can't tell by this pod...) Sam isn't a part of.. it gets dark.
But Seano, the fantasy stallion that he is (yet to win a final..) gives all his gold insight as he stumbles his way to finals.
The boys are back, and they've switched things up! Haven't you heard, preview shows are where it's at!!! Streamer, VC and avoid options, all in this weeks pod. As well as their thoughts on how the games will play out and who's going biiiig. And a shout out to someone who we think has the best Johnson in the league! The anti-Dunstan you might say.
All that and more!
You wanted it, and you got it... Seano is back!.. And he joins Mutty, the Commish and Hayden as they go through all things round 16, including some really juicy waiver wire picks! We also dish out Cat B rookie of the week to a man in need of some cheering up!
Sam is joined by Dom and Jimmy to review round 15. There are a lot of laughs ast the boys identify some bargain trade targets leading into the trade deadline and go through all the games with a fine toothed comb.
Sam, Hayden and the Commissioner break down round 14, as well as give their thoughts on a mid-season AA team.
It's just Sammy & Seano as the boys get back to basics in unpacking a pretty interesting round 13. Sammy takes on Stewy Dew, and Sean flags possible red flags down at Pie land. All that and more in this weeks ep!
It's the dreaded bye's.. and whilst your fantasy footy team may have been decimated, the boys are here to cheer you up and get you through another week.
Sam and Seano are joined this week by Hayden aka Dos as they dissect all things r12! As well as giving a shout out to some category B's in the land of the U S of A.
All your favourite segments plus a drink driving (which we don't condone) draft!
Sam is back in the Hosting chair, and he's joined by Sean and Moose as they dissect all things round 10.
Waiver wire pickups, Cat B rookie of the week, and the boys get a bit serious as they deliver an important life lesson to all of us.
Category B Pod history as we had our first episode without our overlord and leader Sam. The show is... interesting to say the least!
A tasty multi going into round 10 as the Commish and Hayden are left licking their wounds from a failed attempt.
No secret that Zach 2E is our CBRW.. those barrels are a thing of beauty.
The boys are joined by their good friend Brother of Moose aka Lex. They go through all things round 8, as well as draft their ultimate broadcast team.
Seano also tries to pioneer a new, abstract stat that is sure to add value to any fantasy coach.
The boys are joined for a bumper episode by their good friend, the self-titled "Greatest Ulti Coach of All Time" - Hayden aka Dos.
They dissect all things they saw in round 7, as well as a review of players you should buy/sell/hold.
Category B rookie of the week goes to someone with a basketball background, which we hate, but also love to see.
The Jack Ziebell love-inn continues as the boys dissect everything they saw in round 6. Sam & Seano are joined by the peoples fav, the Commish.
Cat B rookie of the week has been awarded to a man who's been knocking on the door for some time now!
Waiver wire pickups, injuries, fantasy trends and our weekly predictions all in store for a bumper podcast!
The boys are joined by a new guest, their good friend Matthew "Moose" Jane. A coward who left our home league to beat up on shit kickers! But he's good for a laugh and we love him. We go through all the round 5 action and Category B rookie of the week!
Sam and Seano are back and the Commish is announced as an official Category B rookie (yes... he has a basketball background).
All round 4 musings, waiver wires and everyone's least favourite segment, Shit Commentary that Annoys You is back once again!
The Commish is back by unpopular demand as we go through what we saw in a rather unpredictable round 3.
Waivers, Category B Rookie of the Year, and locks of the week.. it's all here in this weeks pod!
The boys are joined by a new guest Dom as they break down everything in round 2.
The boys are joined once more by the Commissioner Rimmy as they talk you through all they noticed from round 1!
The boys are joined by their home league commissioner Rimmy! They dissect how their home league draft fared, and give a preview of what they're expecting for round 1!
The boys go through their thoughts on the final dress rehearsals before round 1. Also, Sean share's some last minute tips before your draft!
4:30 - Carlton v St Kilda
12:00 - Richmond v Collingwood
17:52 - Hawthorn v North Melbourne
23:30 - Essendon v Geelong
28:30 - Adelaide v Port Adelaide
32:30 - Sydney v GWS
38:20 - West Coast v Fremantle
45:15 - Melbourne v Western Bulldogs
51:15 - Brisbane v Gold Coast
The boys rank their top midfielders, defends, forwards and rucks for the upcoming 2021 AFL Fantasy season. Some hot takes, and some stinky ones too, join the boys as they share all their players they've got eyes on heading into their draft.
The final instalment of the boys 2021 preview. Our socials get launched, but Sam is scared of Zuckerberg. The big midfield changes at the Bulldogs are dissected, which leads to the first show wager. The boys also launch their new Fantasy categories - Mah Boy, Sleeper, Regression and Fantasy Cancer.
The boys go through the next 6 teams on the list as well as address the controversial rebrand after only 1 week.
The boys introduce themselves and go through the first 6 teams in their preview to the 2021 AFL Season
