Born in the Eighties

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Let's get physical... physical, I wanna get physical physical.... media.

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Buckle up folks, we got a long one. 5 hundo eps. Crazy. We bring back a blast from the past, our friend, Mercury Stardust. She regales us with tales of her book tour and crazy tiktok life. Quizbot grills mercury with the hard hitting questions, and we all wonder if Jon will accidentally deadname his guest? Tune in to find out! Thanks so much for listening for 500 episodes, here is to 500 more!

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TJ has some stories from the hospital about how he lost a bit of weight... surgically. We also talk about how Trucks are dumb, and try to out-interrupt eachother in a game of Um... Actually.

Spanky refuses to talk to gamers, and the vibes in the World of Warcraft are all off. What isn't off is those sweet subtle tomato vibes. Also, are you ready for your annual spousal evaluation report? I have a lot of notes...

That is a real "oof" right there. And we are 100% sure she isn't a Nazi right?

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There were a surprising amount of guns in that children's anime right?

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What will they think of next? Monkey Cameo? Wait. That is my idea, pls do not steal. I have sent the idea via post to myself, so I own the copyright on that idea. I will have a lawyer look into this, promise.

Yeah, you got your mortadell' your gabagool, your bologna. Basic cold cuts. Head cheese is for real dudes. Get that collagen in ya.

Imagine this, you have your book-it free personal pan pizza coupon in hand, your mom pulls in to the pizza hut parking lot. You have tickets to see Fern Gully later, but right now, it is time to have a piece of heaven in the garden room. Everyone had one of those right? A vegetation lounge? A sun room? Greenhouse? Just my pizza hut? Ahh.. memories.

Jon's AT&T fiber went out for a long weekend, and that was not a pleasant time. TJ brings up the Mtn Dew spreadsheet rankings for our perusal, and something weird is afoot in the Buffalo Wild Wings subreddit. We will also educate you on "Pig Butchering" scams and how to avoid them.

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TJ, Jon and Lauren travel to the great state of Missouri (Misery) to visit Spanky and sample the various mountain dews of the country. We see sharks, get hopped up on donkey sauce, throw out our voices shouting at "Gambler" and lived to tell the tale. There was truly too much Dew.

You know the world is infected by the woke mind virus when even the Tabacco companies are changing their mascots. McCain never would have allowed this.

Ooooh sorry! Is your rental unit haunted? That isn't covered under our maintenence policy. You should get the apartment cleansed, at your own expense of course. Also, how many entities did you say were staying with you? 2? Well, if you have more than 4 in the apartment, we will need to increase your rent!

Ken would probably join the union right? I would hope so, or Ron Perlman might burn his house down. Those giant enemy crabs look great in HD though right? Maybe you could mod your 3ds to play whatever game that reference is from? It has to be easier than assembling a salad right? Before we start, say it with me now, RIIIIDGGEEE RAACCCCEEEERRR!!!!

TJ takes his family into the wild wild wilderness, Spanky hates youtube, Matt ponders what alimony is, and Jon wonders about the ethics of consuming "furries". All that and we play another round of "Um Actually".

We have to DISRUPT the paradigm of podcasting. We Millennials four will judge our peers, and judge them harshly. We will also attempt to make this one "hearable", as long as TJ just THINKS for once in his life.

Why does everyone have to turn their hobby into a side hustle? I just want some .stl's man. We delve into the BITE archives and chat some history, as well as worry about the kids vlogging. Jon spills like half a bottle of gatorade on his desk, and TJ attempts to save a bird. We also talk about the Playstation Summer Games Event.

The grapes had to escape torture devices, or be squashed. Is it possible to save crystal play doh? TJ has some melon crushers that you could use, if you need them. Also, if you are being filmed at a disc golf tournament, please belch as loudly and longly as you possibly can. Thanks.

Maybe that is why the kakes are so tasty? Hmm? You have a lot to answer for Tastykake, and I am not letting you off the hook either Little Debbie.

When I experiment in the kitchen, it always ends up making faux-healthy expensive soda alternatives. I don't know about you.

If you eat too many pizza toppings, you are going to blow out your gamer chair.

There should be an AI for napkin folding designs right? Probably would be just as useful as chatGPT, or Bard, or whatever the hell Google or Microsoft are trying to shove into their search engines. Also, it sucks to be a third wheel, take the hint and go relax in a scented bath, bonus points if you can pet your service dog from the bathtub.

Matt asks for anime recommendations and Jon is almost too happy to oblige. Spanky considers the rules of a problematic age gap as we talk through some more of Reddit's "Am I the Asshole", and TJ hosts another edition of "Um, Actually!". Who will win? Who will lose? Tune in to find out.

Everyone has an origin story

Man, neanderthals really had it rough, no kombucha, monkfruint extract, erythritol, APFSDS rounds, or Playstation Plus? How did they get by?!

This guy wants to kick the coolest person out of their party.

Look, sometimes you need to banish your party guests to their cold car, because they are eating potato salad.

Can I get uhh... a podcast episode? Maybe with some talking about bathrooms and bar rescue? What about the best and worst drive thrus? Or, the Amazon TV show Invincible, or the Rian Johnson movie Glass Onion? You got one of those?

Don't leave any of the pig to waste! It is all good, Spanky knows well. We all list our favorite movie candies and take a stand against family hazing rituals. TJ curates another edition of "um actually" and we all try not to think of the relentless march of time for one week more.

Look, we are all geriatric millennials here. We got kids or got friends with kids. It is tough to find time to hang out sometimes. It is also tough because our significant others keep EATING OUR FOOD! Jon and Spanky battle it out in "Um, Actually!" and we talk about Mastodon a whole heck-ton.

Not all heroes wear capes. Some of them interrupt Thanksgiving dinner, for the best of reasons, and they are definitely not the asshole. Jon saw Mercury's burlesque show, TJ hosts another edition of "Um Actually" and we are all confused over what happened with Matthew Broderick in Ireland in the 80's.

The internet sucks Elon Musk is ruining Twitter (even more than we could have imagined) and we need to go back. Back to a time when the internet was good. Wait.. was the internet ever good?

Man, maybe we should move to Ecuador huh? I mean, the plumbing is shit, but you know how much we love a bidet! Twitter continues to implode, and we have a post elections breakdown of how crappy our country will be for the next 2 years. Hooray!

Look, when things need to get done, you gotta hammer on that x button. We discuss the popularity rankings of slashfiction, what companies made money from the Nazis, and how to talk to the police! We also comment on what appears to be the beginning of the end of Twitter. Man.. PS2 era games were wild...

You gotta keep your piers healthy. Barnacles, seaweed, moss, so many things can be unhealthy for your pier.

Nothing is more refreshing than a Hot Car Soda. If you want to ruin your life, drink a poisonous melon soda. Otherwise sit back and enjoy listening to Jon slowly die from poisoning over this episode.

Yeah, I know that harboring large amounts of radioactive material is not on the lease agreement.. but yeah, you are evicted.

Join the polycule! We discuss bidets, last night in soho, the house of the dragon, the orville, for all mankind, potato preparation, sandman, the current marketing problem with the term "swingers" and we personally forgive eachother for having student loans.

This is a dilly of a pickle of an episode. We do some AITA guessing both equally funny and depressing. Discover the character "Hat Boy", and not to trust paternity tests. TJ witnesses the circle of life unfold, and Jon saw a Star Wars movie, finally.

Jon complains a lot in this one, Matt decides to leave the call, and we all hate how much we are paying to watch shit now.

Whatever you do, don't eat Mom's popsicles.

Well, you gotta go sometime right? Might as well get an award.

The boys talk about the boys, Jon tests his paxlovid mouth on a switch cartridge, we discuss how difficult it is to figure out which comics to buy, and TJ comes up with a new show segment.

Well, why don't y'all come down to my big trailer!? This is exactly the type of super boring game that Jon will be interested in! Not like any of the games announced in Summer Games Fest 2022.

Don't even ask about what happened to episode 456. Here, distract yourself with some of this.. uhh... whatever it is called.. uhh.. zippy poppy.

This rabbit man, he is cramping my style. Time to go on the internet and tell a bunch of strangers about my personal problems and insecurities. This will definitely go well for me.

You know what really hits the spot? An ice cold glass of water. Feels good on the ol b-hole too.

Do you wanna Fanta? Jon is disappointed he cannot consume misery. We all lament gamers in general, as well as expensive vacations. Maybe we just need to Git Gud? Or maybe we all need to become old man wrestlers.

Jon finds out what space tastes like, Matt views a King's Man, Antkeeping is discussed, as well as how spicy things are. Вперед, Україно!

Who wants to get into a fight at Wal-mart? How about sneaking around your own home for loot? What about working at a drive in theater? Go GOBLIN MODE!!!

Microsoft makes a big purchase, Jon melts down over web3 and crypto, and Matt becomes a smelter. TJ eats Taco Bell.

We find the happiest place on earth.

Twitter Bad. 2021 Bad.

Yeah, we had Pilk. What of it? Is it good? Is it bad? Listen to find out.

Dune, NFT's, Pilk, Hell. End the world already.

You gotta be careful with those nozzles. This is not a reference to passing kidney stones either.

This is the episode where Jon talks about buying games on ebay, repro carts, getting your own screwdriver to open cartridges, and testing your significant other's allergies without them knowing.

I guess like... Mario is the most famous italian-american now right? Maybe Snooki? Who knows at this point.

"I never thought Leopards would eat MY face!" sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

Jon has a VCR that is too stubborn to work, TJ elaborates on twitch "Hate Raids", we talk about our algorhythmic future, pine about riding the rails, rant about vaccine denial awards, and put centrism on blast.

You gotta drop out, reality is irredeemable, dance teachers are doin felonies, alpine slides are killing kids, and TJ can't stop watching game shows! 2021 Amirite?

It is a lot of fun watching people do stupid things, like fall off of towers of milk crates, break up with their nude GF, and stop a rappin granny from having fun.

And we thought the ultimate grift was to get into the YA-universe. Turns out boomer phones is where we should have spent our time.

Spooky scary computer guy, sends shivers down your spine, shrieking SQL's will shock your soul, seal your doom tonight.

Things get heated. Nazi Furries, conservative fashion, feet, google, tiktok stocking videos, grocery hauls. We have it all.

God, we immediately spend 30% of the podcast talking about fast food "hacks"

You your kids and your Johnson. Really?

The gang reviews some ancient technology, and discovers if they are indeed smarter than a fifth grader.

I like em big... I like em chunky. I like em cathode, I like em ray tubey. Big TV bois only. Need a forklift to move that shizz.

Hey y'all, you get some of that vaccine? Shit is tight.

Get your hot new crypto here, blockchain, dogecoin, bitcoin, ethereum, NFT, all of the SEO keywords! We invent a kindler gentler crypto, and if you steal the idea from us, you are a jerk. Pls do not steal.

Why even bother getting canceled by an internet mob, when you can cancel yourself? Bean dad, cinnamon toast shrimp guy, how the mighty have fallen

It sounds worse than it actually is.

Did the optimized SEO serve this episode to you? Did the algorithm redpill your grandmother to listen to the milkshake ducked bean dad? Will MBMBaM apologize for this one as well? Tom Hanks did nothing wrong!

We talk all things Nintendo this week on the p-cast. Keep Bowser's name out of your damn mouth, respect the name. Hey, listen.

Ok, first thing's first. it is not that kind of Soggy Biscuit. Grab your suicide cables and geiger counters, we got some negative ion products to wear. They are definitely healthy and not full of powdered thorium.

The numbers just go up! Have Diamond Hands, and not paper ones. Money printers go brrr. Lol, stonks! Hedge Fund managers beware, because some crazy people on reddit have a lot of money to burn.

We here at Pizza Inn just want to make sure all of the LEGAL votes are counted? What is wrong with that? We are great at making pizzas and salads, and we support those proud patriots who are asking the right questions, and holding our governmental officials accountable.

Lol, it is the weed number dude. Adam returns to talk about his life in the land of legal kush.

If anyone has listened to this episode on a Dell Pocket DJ(tm) please email bitecast@gmail.com with a picture of you holding the pocket DJ playing the episode and today's newspaper, and I will send you a 50$ Gift Card to Amazon.

Let's ruin some childhoods! Yo Da Man? Or is it Yoda Da Man? Let's grab the fullscreen version of Attack of the Clones and watch! Also, the Superman cartoons from the 40's are dope.

The Denvo Broncers, your favorite footbawl teem. Jon has a bit of an issue with words, and for some reason, again, the talk returns to the ABDL community. Why do we keep doing this to ourselves?

Come on down with your boyfriend or hot gamer wife to your local Perkins, if it still exists, to think about the slow march of death. Our new special is our "Oops! All Gluten" burger. Our bosses are apps now, and capitalism corrupts everything!

Would you like some minions related content? I will bet you don't want this Minions content. Look, I am not out there to yuck anyone's yum, but... yuck.

Everyone is in a happy mood for some reason. The reference to the cough is not what you are thinking, and we are all having a good time drinking. Celebrate and prepare for January 2021.

Man, can I get a look at that Zune? I want one SOO BAD. You can download and watch episodes of MTV's Jackass on that thing? So cool. I need one of those.

Ever feel like you just can't get ahead? Fighting for others over scraps? Pushing and pulling yourself to get on top, but you never can? That is capitalism, that is the bucket. Fuck the bucket.

If you ever want to know about anyone, just check them out on wikipedia and ctrl+f "allegations". Simple, easy, you will thank me later. That is all, hail saint death.

It is so easy to be woke. All you have to do is infer progressive politics and ideals, without actually physically showing any of those things. Yaaskween so woke, Disney so woke, Marvel so woke.

The name of a cool new grunge-wave indie band, or something more sinister? You decide.

The hawk man is back. Will you be able to be a protagonist worthy of the alien god, Anthony Hawk? Will you get into trouble in Europe? What is Chad Muska doing now anyway?

Money ruins people. Never trust a rich person. Always beware of an erect recess, and those people who only watch college basketball. Also, Black Lives Matter.

The synth is pumping, the Batman is Pattinson, the Riddler is Jigsaw, and the scene is Miami 1984. This is the Batman movie that we deserve, but not the one we need right now.

If you want nut.com, you better have some serious dough to hand over. Nut.net seems much more affordable. If you pick up one of those domains, maybe then your Senpai will notice you. Good Luck!

Would you poo in the Subaru? Even if dad asks? We fuck around with snapchat filters far too much, talk about... tributes, tik tok, and whole lot more.

TJ is job hunting, Jon dreams of his own private arcade, Matt asks you please not to fuck with fairies, and Spanky continues to be a proud homeowner. Let's kill the moon together!

What the hell is going on in Wyoming? This is like watching a car chase live on televison. It is so scary but you can't look away, and you hope that nobody gets hurt.

Psst. Hey buddy, I got a great investment for ya. 2 words... Soup Tube. Imagine it... clam chowder running under the city streets, piping hot directly to your home. Can I interest you in a subscription?

Just as TJ completes his car shopping, Jon ponders buying a fleet of Ford 500's. Spanky has some problems with Twitter, Matt wonders if Kanye is OK, and we all find a 2020 candidate to get behind!

Have you ever eaten a poison salad? Well Jon has tasted the sweet deadly poison of Sunflower Bacon Crunch. TJ cannot stop it with the Kingdom Sharts, Spanky's cat continues his incontinence, and Matt enjoys his new Nintendo Switch.

Look, we aren't experts on anything really, so why should you listen to us? Because Jon finally snagged a ringfit adventure? Because Matt bought a Nintendo Switch? Or that we watched episodes 15-20 of Avatar, the Last Airbender? We are no experts, but, here are our unsolicited opinions on these topics.

This is our agenda, to attack and dethrone god. We also chat about the PS5 reveal event, as well as the various bits of civil unrest happening in the worst year ever. #BLM

I don't care whether or not they fund the drug trade, they taste great! TJ's taco mirabell rice experiment has concluded, Spanky and Jon have thoughts. Matt caused our guild to explode again, and we recap episodes 11-14 of Avatar the Last Airbender.

Maybe it is all the listerine and soda pop he is drinkin, but if you got a leaky gut, you are gonna have a leaky butt. We continue talkin Avatar, herbal teas that make you poop, rocksmith on PC, and games that aren't world of warcraft.

The gang talks about comfort TV, working at a Pizza Inn, some small town google reviews, TJ bites a can, Jon rants about Quibi, and we all hate on Roseanne. This is part one of the Bite Book Club (BBC) for Avatar: the Last Airbender (Episodes 1-5)

Matt has his gamer chair, TJ is toothless, and Jon wants a big boy chair to call his own. We attempt to navigate the pandemic ravaged online shopping sites, and talk a little world of warcraft classic too.

You want some hot wet Mcdonalds? Well, we tried it so you don't have to. We also dip our toes into the insane world of the cereal mascot cinematic universe. Hold on to your bussy and tune on in!

Does your cheesecake clap? Is it thicc enough? You could make a cheesecake in a rice cooker, or you could make a McMiracle.

Do you have 1200 dollars in bitcoin? Then your self pleasure video will be sent to 5 random contacts unless you pay us. This is definitely real.

Well, we are all working from home now. How many of us are drinking from home too?

Dude, if you hate your girlfriend, just say it. If you are more interested in Cinderella than your significant other, you might not be a Disney couple.

Those bears ain't right. Jon over-analyzes the plot structure of secret life of pets 2, we update everyone on our 'rona status, and we communicate with the great country of Canada about the before-times and youtube algorithms.

Well, 1 week into the national quarantine, and things are already getting pretty hairy. We discuss what makes an essential business actually, as well as what can be turned into soft serve. Please don't cough into your games cases before trading them into gamestop, I beg of you.

Yeah, so, things have changed a lot in the last few weeks. Let's discuss uhh.. the new state of the world... Huh.

We go deep into youtube hole about hotwheels racing leagues. We also discuss the coin game, rasta banana prizes, the coronavirus, price gouging, and a man who doesn't know how to live, actually.

TJ has, yet again, more tooth tales. Jon and Matt eulogize their now defunct world of warcraft classic guild, and Spanky gets into Amiga repairs.

First the boys attempt to #hackthemenu around the world, India's McDonald's menu is a trip. Matt has watched all of the Simpsons on Disney+, Jon talks VFX, and TJ has a story involving a killer moustache.

While everyone shares tale of world of warcraft, warcraft reforged, the coronavirus, clove cigarettes and benzocaine benders, the real issue here is the lack of a Guy Fieri candidacy. He is truly the unity option. Donkey Sauce for all!

So, I guess when it all comes down to it, we can just be happy that our podcast has made Adam into a lovecraftian meme. Join Jon, TJ, Matt, and Spanky as we discover the new world we live in, the world of ABDL accessories

Jon finds a new dark corner of reddit to share, TJ has more stories of retail woes, and Matt is intrigued by Cameo yet again. Special guest Spanky joins as well.

This week we ponder if people are assholes, Jon has a new kind of Content warning, Matt continues to play world of warcraft, and TJ goes in raw.

No one cared who I was until I put on the onesie.

Hey, have you heard of Disney Plus? Why it is the brand new streaming service in your home, like Netflix! Do they have bad original Christmas movies like Netflix? You betcha. Check out this film from 2017 too good to be released into theaters, so it came out on Disney Plus in 2019. Noelle

Jon... uh... is playing world of warcraft, but Matt's uncle works at Nintendo, so things are pretty cool there. TJ is dead inside, and we are all looking for some cyber love.

This week Jon continues to rant about Capitalism, TJ weighs city planning in Dark Cloud, and Matt wants to talk about the cyber truck. Which Baldwin is best? Definitely not the one in a certain movie we talk about...

Hey guys, let's creep out our co-workers by debating the tactics of the germans in WW2. What? I am being "sacked?" I'm taking my war criminal vest and waffen ss memorabilia off my desk and back home. Nothing bad will come of this.

TJ remembers days of yooper past and plays some old xbox games, Jon has a broken turntable, and Matt is just about burnt out on WoW Classic. Sounds awful? Don't worry, there is context within.

Guys, anime is uhhh problematic. There are some things we need to talk about. Jon rants about anime, Matt pushes to get max level in world of warcraft, TJ recants a previous medical episode, and we all get into some weird science.

Jon rants about Downsizing for the 2nd week in a row, TJ ponders an AITA, and tries to better the world, and all Matt wants to be is a Star Wars Boi

Hoo boy, this is a doozy, this is the sex number episode! You know Jon brought some spicy Reddit relationships stories. Matt continues to be addicted to world of warcraft classic, and TJ has a story about dealing with choosy beggars,

Hoo boy, we are gonna get cancelled for this one. Jon rants about cancelling people and anime, Matt is addicted to World of Warcraft, Spanky is tired of the alliance, and TJ is overjoyed with joycon drift and SNES games on the Switch!

We podcast live from Ratchet in World of Warcraft: Classic! Jon tries to herd the group together, Matt discusses liquor bottles as art, TJ brings the egg knowledge, and Spanky wants a buff grandma.

The boys talk WoW Classic, our poopsocking strategies, and much more. Jon also brings a new segment, small town reviews, which isn't shameless stolen from someone else. Matt is a Thirsty Whale, Spanky is a polecat, and TJ is a Minoquabat!

The boys talk about Amazon's the boys, Spanky has some thoughts on Evangelion, Jon struggles to defend anime, and Matt chooses his Supernatural Waifu. In the end, all we want is Peanut butter cups.

Jon starts things off with some small town google reviews, and the gang ponders google maps and area 51. Tj and Matt weigh in on some relationship questions, and we all know that if you are going to film in front of the mural, you should at least tell me about it.

Please talk to little Timmy, he is a member of the family. It doesn't matter that he is stuffed, or that he is a mouse, he is your brother in law, and you MUST RESPECT TIMMY!

This is a Jon-less affair. Matt hosts a rollickin' sode where topics range from 80's movie sequels and remakes, to the McDonald's cinematic universe. TJ has an AITA quandary, and Spanky joins for the episode.

This episode starts off heavy as TJ recounts a harrowing experience at work. Matt continues to play world of warcraft "classic" and Jon starts a new MMO addiction of the final fantasy variety. Tune in to experience the opposite of that pleasant tingling feeling, that is the Born in the Eighties promise!

Matt drinks beer, Jon rants about Evangelion, and TJ brings a whopper of a doozy to the show. Clink away and drop those coins into a bucket in private, don't wake your family please.

This week Matt chats about Vanilla World of Warcraft, Jon boards the reddit "ship" to make you feel better about your personal lives, and TJ finds a new subreddit for us. Thanks, I hate it!

TJ is sampling sodas of the diet variety, Matt is playing a video game from 2005, and Jon is bringing tales of brexit mishaps and sociopathic significant others. Also, E3 Happened, I guess.

Matt keeps it WoW classic, TJ wonders if he is the asshole, and Jon brings some reddit ships to make us all feel better about ourselves. That, and a lot of scat talk.

TJ finds an interesting new subreddit, Jon attempts to solve racism, and Matt gets pro - biotic. Also, Classic World of Warcraft is taking over all of our lives.

We chat about skeezy beauty and gaming #youtube content creators. TJ is back on the Pokemon Go train, and Matt wants to hop in that boxcar. Jon rants about Call of Duty Black Ops 4, and ponders the new addiction that will be WoW Classic.

The NBA Finals are approaching, so Jon wants to break down the remaining mascots. TJ has a bone to pick with some corporate twitter accounts, and Matt has seen the Endgame, and is ready to spoil it.

Depressing, surprising, surprisingly depressing... That is what deprising is all about. 2019 in a nutshell. TJ demos Nintendo's Labo VR. Jon rants about rich people again, and we discuss Disney live action movies, Coco, Avatar, spying sisters, and dating age gaps. It is all very... deprising.

Jon pines for multiplayer FPS gaming of ages past, Matt gets spooky on an alpha midnight ghost hunt, and TJ trains in the dojo of Cobra Kai. We also deal with a bragging date in this week's answers section.

After falling down the feed of a low key Korean Frozen tumblr fetish account, the guys decide to record a podcast. TJ shares some ramen hacks, Matt watched Hereditary, and Jon has a bad theater experience watching US. Get plating, and watch out for Karen, she'll tell your manager.

Jon goes car shopping, TJ dreams of anime food wars, Matt has problems with #brands there are anime music video sites, and opossums having oproblems!

How much would you pay for a cameo? Matt discovers the terrible wonders of Cameo, TJ fails at speedrunning, and Jon dishes out some vegan facts.

Jon reads a cancerous press release, TJ becomes a paperclip piling powerhouse, and Matt gets all up in the disappointing Virtual Bart. We talk furry terminology, eighth grade, james gunn, and so much more.

Tj's got some tales of tooth trouble, Jon is excited about buying power equipment and flipping virtual houses. Matt is just ape-ing out everywhere, and we all talk twitch tactics.

Jon is knee deep in BLOPS4, TJ is excited at a new pokemon game, and Matt just has to criticize everything Jon has ever done. We walk down the history of Born in the Eighties, and look at some B.S. podcasting services. Please spread the word, share quotable clips, and work that SEO.

TJ just can't get enough of them Jorts, Matt remembers a tour of Green Day past, and Jon buys more movie posters. Rocko's Modern Life, Black Ops 4, and blindfolded Rhythm Heaven, along with the return of a fan favorite game!

Jon falls into the depths of the internet again, and a macabre game is played. TJ is T-spinning through the new Nintendo news, and Matt is thinking of the wrong kind of bum fight.

Jon rants about capture equipment costs, TJ schools everyone on tax law, and Matt has some news about a new VR game. We all assist a hapless soul with probably the worst relationship ever. Macklemore sucks, there, I said it.

We do a Mickey Quickie on Kingdom Hearts 3, Jon talks about Konosuba, Matt watches Solo, we are joined by Spanky from the while away podcast, we uncover some deep lore on Goofy's Italian Wife during TJ's BITE Answers segment.

Matt, TJ, and Jon find out what Kingdom Hearts characters they are. #Hackthemenu returns with online ordering tips. Jon plays Slay the Spire, and we try to help a lady with some attention in a gym.

This week we are joined by very special guest and well known voice you've heard while browsing a Gamestop, Cole Watson! Quizbot returns to grill our guest, and topics range from the animated abomination of the Rapsittee Street Kids to Chompette and how to actually land IN the friend zone.

Get those fortnite dancing and dabbing hours in while they are still legal! Check out the Epic Games store, and old game show re-runs on Netflix. Matt sees a Poppins return, Jon plays "Bandersnatch" and TJ has some Nintendo Switch Online rumors. Beware the giant VR women, and tune in today!

Turn on "Big Button Mode" and listen in to this week's episode! We talk of twinks, smurfing and MMO's of days gone bye. We also learn of wizarding plumbing problems, and high school dating stories. Make sure to subscribe, subs get snapchat!

John Mcafee is tweeting about whales, millennials are fake selling out on Instagram, teens are red pilling themselves in high school, and everybody is poor. Eat the Rich, Happy 2019.

It is time to rewind for 2018. We don't know anyone on youtube at all, Jon has opinions on the Netflix Evangelion redub, TJ is no-stop smashing brothers, and Matt is still taking those country roads in Fallout 76. Thank the bus driver, and Merry Christmas.

You thought 2017 was terrible? Let me tell you about a little year called 2018! Jon and Matt are joined by Kirsten and Lauren to watch Netflix's own "A Christmas Prince". It is pretty bad, it has spina bifida, a very old mom, and some sick fake news journalism takes. Pop some muscle relaxers, crack some nog, and listen in.

This episode is full of many things kind of skeezy. NSFW Tumblr blogs, Fallout 76, Yahoo Answers, and much more. Join the skeeze, be the skeeze.

TJ will be your sodamelier this evening. Can I suggest the Mtn. Dew Ice as a fine pairing with your Evangelion on Netflix watching experience? To deal with the news of Nintendo's settlement with the ROM websites, may I suggest a vintage Pepsi Holiday Spice? For dealing with a broken Blue Yeti Mic mid-recording, you'll need some of the strong stuff, can I suggest an imported Filipino Pepsi Blue?

Jon recounts a youthful indiscretion, TJ details a "hot pocket" situation, Matt becomes un-muffled, and we all take a trip into seduction-land. Grab your gofundme scam money and come along for the ride!

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb, In the shape of an "L" on her forehead.
- Nickleback

TJ is busy hocking a Pachinko machine, while Jon and Matt play 2018's latest games! Fallout 76 and Red Dead Redemption 2. Get your Blizzcon and Playstation Classic takes here as well.

Come visit the Good Doctor, have a potion! Don't ask what is in the potion! Just drink it! Don't buy a UV light to inspect your carpets when you have a puppy! Don't go on nextdoor.com Visit the Good Doctor, TRUST THE GOOD DOCTOR

What is that URL again? Matt plays serial cleaner, TJ is an Iphone doctor, and Jon laments a split in anime providers. Since it is a spooky Halloween episode that was totally planned, we talk about terrifying prions and missing skulls! Good luck sleeping now, Happy Halloween.

Battle Psycho hose beasts, the viet cong, and climate change! Matt has a preview of Fallout 76, TJ's world ends with you, and Jon is in the jungles of 'nam in Rising Storm 2. Cut through the youtube copyright bs and bag your leaves! Listen to BITE today!

Jon is now the ace of spays, as his lil pup went through her surgery. Matt is looking at eye-mouthed frogs, and playing PS4 games for the first time. TJ continues to ponder his employment, and the labor market in general as he prepares to fix some iphones himself. Drink your LaCroix now, and listen to a true story that happened, all this week on Born in the Eighties.

Bowsette has got it goin' on. For some reason talk of Mario morphs into talk of italian food. We give more advice to the woebegone Yahoo answers crowd, and Jon details a car pranking scheme. TJ talks about pee goats, and Matt learns about how awesome drinking turpentine is. Lock your chompette in her kennel and listen to this episode RIGHT NOW!

Jon feels guilty for flaking on a friend, TJ is employed, and Matt has completed his podcast homework. We discuss ancient walmart finds, chainsaw usage, west of loathing, nextdoor posts, mosquitos going crazy, and haunted nursery rhyme music. TJ also starts up a new relationship advice answers section, all that and more un-safety advice this week!

TJ completes a lengthy quest on Twitch. Jon brings back an old segment, and tasks his co-hosts with homework assignments. NBA 2k19 is played, Matt's sleep schedule is tested, and Jon is a puppy dad. Warm up the hot stove, take off your pants in front of strangers and tune in now!

This week we talk about sports. Jon is having a football related meltdown, and Matt has sampled one of the greatest children's sports movies of all time. We look through the massive amount of children's sports movies of the mid 90's, and talk about NBA 2k19 monetization, TJ's job hunt, and we hear some stories of things that actually happened on reddit.

Matt has returned from Iceland, with many stories from the land of the penis museum and Robbie Rotten. TJ counts down the most toxic fanbases, Jon watches liveleak live, and we visit his neighborhood. Also, beware of white supremacist mario, he is a bad egg.

Spanky and Euan from the "While Away" podcast join TJ and I for a Mattless episode of this show. We talk casinos, memes, teen titans, emulators, kingdom hearts, disenchantment, cloak and dagger, and a Penguin's Memory. Plenty to unpack there.

Tallywhacker, donger, bait and tackle, twig and berries, johnsons, units, dingle-dang, schlong ... the internet is full of them. TJ has seen too much. Airshow disasters, Iceland, and old sears catalogs, this episode is chock full with all of the above.

We decide it is time to #cancelwhitepeople and #freetj This week's free-wheelin -sode discusses quitting retail, racism, tanacon, shifty labor propositions, mission creep, weddings, card quest, and things that definitely actually happened.

Jon has a new mouse, and a new dog. Things are pretty crazy. TJ has his car broken in to, and he breaks in to a new anime series. Matt is deep into gaming with his new controller, and has some thoughts on Hollow Knight. Get your Sears Wishbook out, and listen to this week's Born in the Eighties.

TJ is in pain, Matt is making music and pondering fish farts, and Jon has a new puppy and is very tired. Don't let a cloud eat you, don't James Gunn yourself, delete twitter and support your public library!

We revisit a classic, condemn Twitter to death, play Hollow Knight, purchase controllers, and say goodbye to loved ones... all in one action packed episode.

In the age of online shaming and social media, we need to make sure we are squeaky clean, and free of anime, because it is 100% bad.... mostly.

Jon is full of SCIENCE this week. Matt is just looking for a good organ, and TJ is working out the math on this Pi edition of the podcast.

The boys try to piece together something to be excited about at this year's e3.

Here are our E3 rumors and predictions. How well did we do? Not well at all. Enjoy E3 2018, and check back next week for our reactions to all of the gaming news of E3 2018!!!

Jon had a bachelor party and got married. Matt was a partyboy, TJ passed a difficult challenge, and we all have our social norms questioned. Back from a wedding hiatus, BITE IS BACK

Jon is getting married. Time to talk about manly things. There are a brave few of us trying to keep this thing on the rails. Jon and Lantz are not those people, join us for this very special episode.

Someone bought a new game gear game in 2018, Jon has a Virtual Boy, we all suck at Fortnite, your DNA is for sale, and the eternal battle of subs vs dubs rages on... strong as ever.

Seriously, there are like 6 different versions of the turtles in media. And no matter how many times you reboot the series, Raphael is still a tool. How can you be angry about everything all of the time? Most people plunged in radioactive waste end up dying of lymphoma. Sheesh, talk about hard to please.

Everything you read on the internet is true! That REALLY happened! Reddit wouldn't lie to you? 360 video is not VR Porn! Also, we go old school and trip the light nostalgic with Ready Player One and .hack PS2 games.

I've had enough with these meme wars! I just want to play Minecraft with TJ! We attempt to solve some relationship problems in dead bedrooms, and we come up with an ingenious solution to the incel problem.

Jon is moving on up! To the East side! To a deluxe home... on the street... TJ cannot remember a magical helper movie, with money rain maybe? Also, we learn that all of our favorite things were advertisements... Also, the Pagemaster was a movie that happened.

We find out what goes beyond Cosby. Is it more bowels of reddit? Video chat hijinks? Superhot VR? Canadian Monsters? Tunak Tune in to find out!

Got some e-surance rule 34 for you right here. Strap on your sword of choice, and don your cowboy hat, as we plumb the bowels of reddit, hunt monsters, ogle octopi, and generally give up on life in general

We chat about steamed hams, blood transfusions, MGTOW, animal testing, home buying, Dropmix, and One Punch Man. Help us perform the Schrödinger's cat experiment, but with women, in this weeks "The Bowels of Reddit"

Which is more complicated? Understanding the tax code, or the storyline of the Kingdom Hearts games? Only 2 things are certain in life, Sora and Taxes.

Don't call me a barback, even thought it would look good on my resume. Billy likes to drink, Billy cannot hold his liquor. I still like Billy, Lantz does not. Billy is doing fine now. The second half of this one is a bit darker than the first. You have been warned. Who is the man on the floor really?

Jon continues his house hunt and begins a monster hunt, TJ is all alone in a snowy house, and Matt has a paradox, of the Cloverfield variety. Will someone please send nudes, and can we all agree to stop idolizing subjects of memes?

In this supersized 300th episode, we lose TJ to technical issues, share podcasting tips, discuss fake followers, Jon talks about trees for 40 minutes, and Matt brings back the Melissophilia minute. Spartans! Prepare for Episode 300!

TJ hacks the menu with taco bell's nacho fries, Matt rants about the wedding industrial complex, Jon begins his home search, and we find the worst milkshake duck ever. All that plus Chinese memes, nerd metal, shrimp whoppers and the Gorilla Channel.

This is a LOOOOOONG one. Jon runs down his top 10 games of the year, and TJ and Matt share their favorite games. We take a look ahead to 2018, and share a Milkshake Duck of the week!

Relive your "All That" fandom on this episode. Joined by Spanky and Euan, formerly known as KewlGames Inc Vancouver, the gang discusses the Citizen Kane of Dark Souls, racist knuckles in VR Chat, and popular phone alarm songs.

Tj wants to remember the internet of the past. Jon plumbs the bowels of reddit, and finds the Milkshake duck of the week. Matt remembers a Star Wars Galaxy of old...

In this episode, Jon, Adam, Matt, and TJ chat about "The Last Jedi" for nearly 50 minutes. Skip ahead to 51 minutes to avoid spoilers. Jon talks about Nier Automata, Adam has been Assassin's creeding, TJ has been surviving retail hell and Matt is checking out the new VR titles.

TJ and his clan are infected, Matt plays a trivia game, and Jon enters the world of pick up artists. Also, realdolls are hella expensive, better get your Sugar Granny to make it rain.

2017 has been a terrible year! It is time to have a terrible Christmas! We watch the Vince Vaughn Vanity Vehicle - Fred Claus. This movie opens with Kathy Bates giving birth to the largest baby ever, and stars Kevin Spacey creepily stalking around a bunch of short men.

Jon participates in a sleep study, Matt watches Ladybird, TJ dishes on Patreon's update, and we all attempt to pronounce Saoirse correctly.

Matt and Jon are varying levels of impressed by Pocket Camp, TJ is a video golf champion, and we all are mystified by the ways of the reddit pick up artist community. Boo to lootboxes and multiplayer only games! Hooray for Napoleonic meme combat!

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Lantz sits down for a somewhat serious talk. Thanks for listening!

Spanky and Euan from the Kewlgames Inc Vancouver podcast join us as guests in this special episode. Spanky hates games, Euan loves Godzilla, and Quizbot makes his triumphant return.

Lets light a candle for the best worst community of reddit r/incels, which has ceased to exists. The chads won people... the chads won. Also, PLAY DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB, IT IS FREE!!!!

We talk about lesser known cults, Japanese Pizza Hut Menu items, Jon's resemblance to the serial killer on Mindhunter, and so much more. Cookiepuss is in your NIGHTMARES!

Jon recreates his twitter account into something beautiful. TJ discusses the great movie robots, and Matt finds a new podcast to like, and a new town for Jon to live in.

Jon and Lantz sit down to chat about every thing from draft dodgers, to piss jugs, Lea Thompson, and much much more.

Orcin' in New York in this new episode. We talk SNES Classics, Shadow of War, Battlefront 2, and Hack the Menu.

TJ finds a list of real authentic baseball player names, Matt is into Synthesizers, and Jon introduces a new podcast game, Five Faves....

Tj and Jon tell tales of their battle on the front lines of the SNES Classic launch. Matt plays Shadow of War mobile, and we delve back into the bowels of reddit, and Jon brings everyone down with him.

We again visit the bowels of reddit, Adam extolls the virtues of the cougs, TJ educates on r/nofap and Matt becomes a Trudy Tective.

This world is Elon Musk's simulation and we are just livin' in it.

Matt is IT, Jon rants about Equifax, and TJ meets his destiny.. 2. Also Pewdiepie said the n word, so that is the world we live in now. Get ready for a heated podcast moment!

TJ regales us with his tales of the Gamestop Expo, Matt learns about competitive tickling, and Jon gives a lesson on Twitterati lingo.

The SNES classic preorder nonsense happened. Did any of us get one? What lengths did Jon go to, to get one? How many hours can a scantily clad woman stream dancing on twitch? Will the reddit boxing streams hold out all night? Find out, in this episode!

Lantz and Jon talk about lame nazis, nuclear armageddon, and the Island of Dr. Moreau. Yeah.. I guess that all fits in nicely.

We get serious a bit, before talking about the funniest words ever, as proven by science. We visit the bowels of reddit and talk PUBG stats.

What is Mayo's southern cousin? We are afraid of nukes and WWII Imax movies. Matt's magikarp grows, and TJ is playin' portables.

I guess Twitch raiding is a thing. And boy do those teens love posting Nazi stuff.

WARNING: LISTENING TO THIS PODCAST WILL CAUSE YOU TO BE 'PILLED!!! Symptoms include, pizza conspiracies, nes classic edition conspiracies, vegan conspiracies, and dating vampires. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

TJ is stuck on location preppin hawt comic-con merch, Matt ponders the future of VR, and Jon chows down on some Korean cookies. AR translation apps are awesome, and the weird reddit incel community stars in this week's "The Bowels of Reddit" section.

Listen in to hear the tales of the HAWT GRIFTING ACTION. Face mites eat sleep and bone on your face, and there is nothing you can do about it. TJ becomes a Hyrule Warrior, and Matt dishes on Spiderman and Castlevania on Netflix

Kid Vid was pretty rad. Sad to hear he is part of the alt-right now. Jaws and Wheeler were really broken up about it. I am really glad J.D. is no longer with us, because he doesn't have to see this hatred. SMH. Please subscribe to my BK Kids Club fanzine, and support my BK Kids Club OC "Danger" Pls do not steal.

The SNES classic is upon us. Will TJ be able to live through it? Matt is killing many orcs, and Jon is wondering about a certain woman.

Everyone is live in the house, Lantz has hot olsen twins takes, TJ has twitch problems, Matt is chillin', Harvey Keitel is talkin to Jesus, and Jon is just trying to keep things on the rails. Remember, tweet responsibly.

Mario is seriously up to some weird shizz. Yes that guy slid down a pyramid, and things are expensive in the future.

This is our e3 preview podcast we recorded the week before e3. Join us and imagine an e3 2017 that could have happened. We were wrong, bigly wrong.

Kids these days.. what are we going to do? Playin' Magikarp games on their phones, spilling fluids on Tony Hawk Ride boards, playing dumb sound effects. This is truly the worst generation.

Those tall ladies got Jon thinkin... Bad Sonic Fanfic is read, TJ's love of fidget spinners are discussed, and Matt is sitting scared in the bathroom of an abandoned building clutching his UMP0 somewhere in Russia? Wherever PUBG takes place, I guess.. it is Russia right?

Jon, Matt and TJ talk about the movies of the summer! But, before that, they find their favorite not quite properly licensed looney tunes shirts.

We chat about our various sleeping strategies, TJ grabs a computer dust to trip the light fantastic, and Matt is tentatively excited about the Owlchemy labs purchase by google.

More Melissaphilia minute! TJ brings us all down on his birthday, reminding us that death is all around us. Matt experiences the new MST3K season, and Jon rants about the Fyre festival for a bit. TJ also introduces our Patreon backed feature, the "Rom of the Month" Club.

Broken glass covered floors, clean meat covered robots, loot boxes oh my! Welcome our flesh covered metallic overlords.

Have you played the best SNES game of all time? Ready to get your experimental surgery on? "Switch" on this podcast to hear us complain about the NES Classic, the CS:GO community and much more. Matt lives, dies, then repeats, and TJ is all about that ice cream party!

We are all old. Jon's back is disintegrating, TJ is yelling at cables, and Matt is pondering grown up things in podcast for adults. We say a bittersweet goodbye to the NES Classic Edition, we hardly knew ye.. wait.. we didn't knew ye at all... Hello fellow kids! Snapchat! Dabbing! Bottle Flips! We are with it! Right?

Babs Bunny, Lola Bunny, Natalie Dormer.. all in the same google image results search... What a time to be alive.

Notch! We will be your friends. Feel free to call us any time. I would love a go on that candy room that you have in your house. I wonder if he is a good speller? TJ certainly was. Don't get scammed by Scamazon prime. We say goodbye to Palmer, and discuss a top secret project.

A Juggalo reality TV show in the style of Survivor, Tila Tequila's fuhrer furor, and Batman as a moody teen, all in this week's Saturday Night BITE.

Come on and join the discarded mascots with us! We take a trip down nostalgia lane, get warmed up for a show, talk about the House on the Rock, Aquaman, Destiny 2, and a heck of a dang lot more. Hop on the Fruit Stripe Man's moped and tune on in!

Can we just stop saying stupid things on the internet echo chamber? Matt eats some gross new oreos, and the guys discuss their fave flaves. We chat about the new Werewolf-man film and old Disney Channel cartoons. Rescue Rangers Rule 34 INDEED!

You want to talk about Nuts? We get Nuts.

The Nintendo Switch came out, and because the game cards specifically have some sort of bittering agent on them, we absolutely had to lick them. And then lick everything.. Joycon to Joycon. This podcast is banned in 37 countries. Robots will care for us when we are old, McDonald's says "Fuck it", and so much more.

Learn to drink like an Adult. Don't ghost people when you break up with them... LANTZ. Also, we touch upon some podcast drama in the past, and we are joined in the last segment by my lovely fiance!

Jon decides to relieve the glory days of 2008-2009 of Rock Band gaming, TJ prepares to "Switch" to Nintendo's new console, and Matt finds a classy joint that makes pop-tarts into haute cuisine.

Just.. too many dongs. Yandere Simulator, Pewdiepie, the ACLU bundles, Avatar and Korra. So much controversy, too much for Twitch to handle.

Sorry Luigi... Dr. Who is shaking up the cast, and Adam Matt and Jon remember the scariest Dr. Who baddies. Jon is thinking about getting into doomsday preppin, Adam joins a virtual japanese boyband for a road trip, Matt dreams of a brighter future, we talk to Koozie for a bit, and Adam reminisces of wrestling days gone by.

Boy, did we have a lot of problems when recording this one. What survived the technical issues was more Taco Bell talk, Dragon Warrior streaming on Twitch, and UFO sightings in Chile. Enjoy. Be warned, this is a rough one.

Lantz joins Jon again for another late night chat. Topics include friend betrayals, surprisingly decent blues albums, acceptable bald hair cuts, unacceptable amounts of tattoos, on set disputes over buffoonery, the inauguration, crystal bowls, when musicians go bad, and much more. If you don't listen in, you will be SAD!

Let's talk about the Nintendo Switch, talking to bots, Twitch and Youtube drama, odd sexual fetishes, and a heck of a dang lot more. Melissaphilia is the hot new thang. Get your bee beards ready!

When you walk the mean streets of New Donk City like I do, you learn one thing. That the Nintendo Switch is going to be out on March 3rd in the US, and cost 299 USD. You think you have what it takes to survive the mean streets of NDC? You better come prepared with a pro controller and a joy con charging dock! Tell em' pimp Bowser sent ya. Peace.

Jon, Matt, and TJ May or May Not would like you to most definitely not tweet #fucktheblacklash. Knock out two birds one cup by listening to this hot new 'sode. Topics include podcast advertising and monetization, VR, Nintendo Switch predictions, and all of the hand injury stories you can stomach!

Gird your Robo-colons, the festival of lit is upon us! Also, it is 2017 now! What does the future hold for VR? Will people perform social experiments on youtube for big dollars? Is this the year Black Mirror becomes truth? Welcome the future, 2017.

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Here it is! We watch "The 12 Dates of Christmas" Starring Amy Smart and Mark Paul Gosselaar, which is a heck of a dang old name to pronounce. That guy was Screech from Happy Days right? Man.. what a movie this is. There is time traveling... I don't need to say much more. Merry Terrible Christmas.

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Mario is now mobile! The boys discuss how to shower, and how to live with a massive amount of strep throat. You can't get this podcast delivered to you via drone yet... but that is the future!

Hey, this is a new thing we are doing. Remember Lantz? How he used to be on this show? Well, he has decided to grace us with his presence. To talk about coworkers getting beaten up, bad movie trailers, useless jedi, and grandmothers that want to get a little too personal.

We are seriously 5 years old right now.

2 brothers! Always up to something! Learn2stream in TJ's stream corner, listen to Jon finish 4 glasses of bourbon.. and progressively kill his liver cells while you listen. We also talk trailers from the game awards, and much more. Tune in!

Hey, so.. Ash... your mom... what time do you leave for school? What is the deal with your dad? Is he around? Let me know the details of this situation...

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Jon, Matt, and Lauren (Jon's fiance) travel down to the historically haunted Willow Creek farm to meet with the owner, Al Kelchner. Enjoy.

Mix all them sauces into one pot! You got a podcast brewin! We #hackthecafeteria and talk about lunches past. Jon has some Star Wars jerk-takes, and Matt is the anti-jerk. TJ eats cans like a goat or something. Fake news, nutella burgers, pokemon and Nintendo Switch, we got it all.

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Some big stuff happened this week. Jon was in the room where it happened. Adam got strange. Matt worked on some tunes, and TJ tries to cope with the new world of NES scalpers that we live in. Get your powdered drink packets ready for snorting! We got a Koozie Korner, train anecdotes, and so much more this week!

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Jon rants a lot in this episode, you have been warned. Rimworld, hot take articles, and so much more. Jon angry! We also talk about the new superdisease that is going to kill us all, and TJ is super sick. Doot Doot Doot Doooo! Also, since it is episode 240, err. 420.. I guess Adam is not going to be able to make it.

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The 300 FPS cat bowser dance is unsettling.. but I can't look away. Bowser don't care tho... Nintendo Switch chat, Rifftrax, ladies eating steak, bear meat, venison at arbys, and so much Waifu porn. Bowser don't care.

You want that underclean? TJ wants that underclean. Buy a bidet. Matt plays tuber apps, and enjoys a headphone jack-less life. Jon is scared of a Blair Witch, and visits the battlefield of the war to end all wars. That and Pregnant Elsa gets Foot Surgery by Joker and Dancing Spiderman. SEO ON FLEEEEEEEK!

PSVR happened! Play the future of gaming! The Legend of Zeldo will be the next greatest hit game! Grab your trance vibrators, gird your power grids, don your costumes, over your watches, black your mirrors, and be too scared to ask out your high school crushes.

Matt and Jon embrace the hedonism as they chat about Westworld. Palmer Luckey is kind of a dick, and we learn about a future on Mars. Eradicate those stink bugs, pre-load your Mafias, and don't be too stoned to listen to this.

Jon and Adam reminisce about a trip to boulder, Matt attempts to keep his body ready for the singularity, and TJ attempts to live out his hoop dreams. Witcherin', lame superpowers, indestructable tardigrades, anime corner, koozie, and so much more jam packed into this week's edition of the BITEcast.

Jon solves computergate 2.0 in time to play some Rimworld and goes through a rundown of America's lewdest town names. TJ has phone insurance, and advocates for the devil. Matt tracks his slumber and ponders the power of our new youtube heroes. I think we all need to take a trip on down to the ol' village of Dickshooter.

Yeah, nobody was really on point for this one. TJ was having connection issues, and got Jon re-addicted to flash games. Matt continues to click cookies, and research raptors that take down drones. Jon solves computergate 2.0 promptly and goes down the liveleak hole again.

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The prodigal Hamm returns. Grab your Deku Tree shaped bongs and gather round! Jon's computer troubles escalate, Matt hates headphone jacks, TJ has been driven to the dark side by Jon, and Adam ain't afraid of no ghosts.

Jon's external HD has died! Hurrah! Also, we are recording on youtube live, which is beholden to #BigAds apparently. Nintendo announced some games for the 3ds, with the most Nintendo like limitations.

They really are dedicated to their craft. You have to give them that. #BeaBITER and listen to this week's episode. Matt explores the ocean of ABZU, Jon goes to horse island, and T.J. stands for Toejam (and Earl). Jon rants about poetry, and thing get a bit.. furry. #Hackthemenu #BITEPOWER

Have you been to the DPRK bro? It is totally rad, they got this bomb-ass waterpark, and some totes gnarls waves brah! They think my white guy dreds are funny looking? Who would have thought? I just want to show people the nice side of North Korea. Make surf not war bro!

Patch notes can be pretty important, TJ, Matt and Jon decide to go over Dwarf Fortress' most interesting ones. Crystal Pepsi tasting, stranger things, gas leaks, meme olympics and No Man's Sky. Also, ABSOLUTELY NO MORE AERIAL BIRTHS! Also, Jon will not suffer Brazilian Ignorance.

We, apparently, are all going to die. Come find out the horrible horrible ways the world will end. We get seriously Roland Emmerich up in here.

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Disrupt your visit to Taco Bell, with these sikk menu hax. Maximize your food haulage bro! This podcast is totally not sponsored by Waunafest. Not at all.

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We are joined by TJ! He is a guy who has been places man. Also, he is into some deep dark 999 and JPOP stuff. He joins Jon and Matt to chat about how nothing has happened all week, and then Jon receives some watery news. Things are popping off everywhere, as an act of God seeks to derail the podcast.

Those bears... disgusting. Jon has now bitten of the VR Apple, and the sweet sweet knowledge has flooded all over him. Matt buys a PC for his parental units, and Adam.. well.. you know. Watches some bad TV for some inexplicable reason, also, he is a dirty dub lover.

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Matt's Drunken purchasing decisions lead him to an HTC Vive. Adam is present, and Jon is incensed at CS:Go betting and skin gambling.

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Jon is ready to begin his illustrious muk-bang career, Matt is a budding Sourdough artiste, and Adam is all up in on the anime this week. The guys make bold Nintendo NX predictions. Video cards, Twitch updates, and lots of awesome video game news on this week's edition of Born in the Eighties.

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Some would say whole hog, I am not one of those people. Matt and Jon chat about e3 2016 and all of the awesome games coming out this fall and next year! Oh yeah, and we saw that Warcraft movie.

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Adam is some sort of fantasy sex magician, Jon is hooked on Overwatch, Matt chats about AMC's preacher, and Jon takes a trip down Anime lane. All that and 2016 E3 predictions! Who will win the console wars? Sony? Microsoft? Will Sega make a splash with a Dreamcast 2 warehouse shooter? Don't be part of a crime gang! Only time will tell!

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Steer clear of the Sweaty Lou, unless you are prepared to take a dank poo. Koozie returns, as Jon begins high school. Matt finishes up a music video, listens to the Hamilton soundtrack, and Adam returns to a game atop his pile of shame!

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Learn what it is like to be "In the Room When it Happens" "I Believe" you are going to like this episode. Matt and Jon talk about a sadly common health issue, but the "Man Up" and work through it. Don't "Turn it off", stay tuned till the end for a special Leadeye snippet. I am not throwin away "My Shot" to listen to Matt's upcoming new video, which will surely "Blow Us All Away"

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The gang talks everything from supermarket shopping, to Google VR, to Indiana Jones to Overwatch, and Marvel's Civil War. Also, we take the first trip of many into... Koozie's Korner.

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The Gandalfs of the future will all be piping sick ass e-liquids. Jon leads his space-foxes to prosperity throughout the galaxy in Stellaris. Matt wants to get a new GTX 1080 video card, which would make Overwatch run that much better. Adam, the honorary Vape King, returns from an assignment at the theater, and promises are made about Jon's diary next week. Don't be a serial vapist, download this episode!

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Drop trou to get them benjamins honey! Take a trip to Hell's Kitchen with Blind Kungfu lawyer, or maybe you will end up just another one of Queen Elizabeth's clone-slaves.

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How much does Jon know about WoW lore? ... Very little. Jon and Matt talk all things blizzard, nintendo, and catschewing on cables. WARNING: MONSTERS UNIVERSITY SPOILERS WITHIN!YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

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Are Jon and Adam truly "Born in the Eighties"? The demon beast of warcraft has sucked Jon back in again, Adam contemplates the life of a swamp cabbage man, and watches arrested development. Jon's shares information about his favorite game show, and fan-mail is answered. Finally, Jon recieves an offer from the wheelin and dealin Vincent Fang himself.

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Old Habits die hard... Jon returns to his old addictions, and Adam plans on making a new one. Computergate 2016 takes another sharp turn. Pokemon cards can be worth a stupid amount of money, and are an INVESTMENT DAMMNIT! Jon Ninja'd it up in Warframe, Adam completes his tour of duty in broforce, and Jon has some unbreakable impressions of Kimmy Schmidt season 2.

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Jonbro and Adambro join the broforce. Jon watches CS:GO and plays Nintendo's Miitomo and Fire Emblem Fates: Birthright. Adam doesn't really care about the ending of this season of The Walking Dead.

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Jon and Adam discuss a brand new type of superhero, chat about the latest movie in the DC Universe, they also talk about PS 4.5's, VR's thud of a launch, and so much more!

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Adam is under the weather, and sometimes guest host Matt Haag makes his triumphant return. We talk about VR.. a lot. And TV shows.

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Jon’s pad theme music courtesy of http://www.bensound.com

Adam does a manly thing, and Jon reads a vexing yelp review. PSVR is here, as is the Division and Playstation Vue. Read up on the leidenfrost effect and stick your hand into a vat of molten nickel while you listen to this week's episode!

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Wherein we view the tapestries. Topics range from pokemon, Stardew Valley,tapestry,CS:GO,IEM Katowice,bear simulators, Coleco Chameleons, and all sorts of other gaming goodness. This is a reminder for Jon to buy a Raspberry Pi 3.

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Get into the Pokemood this week. Jon is an Alpha Sapphire fanatic, Adam is still playing an old game, and Jon shares his pokemon superstitions. Jon has seen 90% of the best picture nominees and has something to say about it. Other topics include No Man's Sky, Ghostbusters, Assassination Classroom, playstation vue,minecraft 1.9,youtuber emmys, and Gambit's delay.

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Enter the Spin Zone... Adam and Jon chat a lot about Pokemon, hate shitting, Good Rapperport and we delve into Jon's Pad for the first time. Be a literate man of stature, and listen in!

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Adam and Jon discuss some finely honed trash, Jon plays a bunch of games, and both of our hosts have seen the movie deadpool.

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Adam and Jon chat about topics ranging from Penny Dreadful, the delicious Quesalupa, Firewatch, and making gravitational waves. Einstein was right all along, he was always right...

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Jon plays a BUNCH of games, such as the talos principal and pillars of eternity, and his computer is acting weird again. Could this be the end of his life as he knows it? Computergate 2016 begins. Adam dabbled in the Division beta, and Jon took paper notes about it. TRIMPS happens, and the guys preev the video games of 2016.

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The boys preev the games coming out in 2016, lament the loss of a moffat, chat about being a ship, and get hyped for games to come out this year!

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The guys celebrate a milestone, and run down all of the upcoming movies of 2016 (except the many they forgot). Jon dishes on Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky, and Adam eats a funnel cake.

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Well, if you won the powerball lotto, you definitely could afford the Oculus Rift. Jon watches a really good movie, and Adam watches a really bad one. Pour one out for the spaceman, and listen to some good music.

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Adam watches all the Yokai, Jon ponders the latest season of doctor who, and everyone rings in 2016 in different ways.

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Watch out for that dragon yo. Star Wars came out, and Adam and Jon go on a spoiler free discussion of how they liked the film. The guys reminisce of gamecube games past, and Jon talks about his foray into the wild wooly world of VR. Jon again isn't humble about his bundle troubles, but rocks a kickin' butterball. Fuck Wil Wheaton.

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MCDONALDS SECRET ALERT COOKIE TOTE ALERT! You want bakers dozen of lip smacking ass cracking melty gooey chocolate chip cookies? McDonalds has them, yes they do. Adam has the insider knowledge. Star Wars is here, and the guys are quasi pumped about it. Jon is not humble about his bundle troubles, and Adam adventures in a time. SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! DID JON JUST SAY HE DONATED TO A KICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN!?!

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Look, Adam makes it pretty clear, you don't want to get bit by the bot. ... or that pesky rapscallion jar of jarbinks. Get stacking, and get your legs swole for a brand new episode!

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Wherein Jon really wants to become a private eye.

Jon and Adam talk about 2 things, fallout 4 and MST3K. What a ffantasy to behold.

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War never changes. Fallout 4 proves that at least games don't change. Adam and Jon are hyped for the game, and chat about many topics. Adam tries to sell Jon on the walking dead, and Jon has many opinions on watching other people play games. Chocolates from around the world is coming to Jon. Metal Gear Solid 5 is a pretty damn find Hideo game. Adam can't bring himself to play the game anymore. Also, Candy Crush is worth more than Star Wars... apparently. Did Adam fall asleep while recording this episode? You be the judge.

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Jon says good things about Charter, and Charter responds by disconnecting him mid-podcast. Jon deep dives back into his single past, Adam contemplates a dog, and the guys talk high school sports and such. Adam survives an ordeal in the desert, and enjoys a new hip hop artist. And even though the disconnection occurred, the hangout didn't disappear, and Jon didn't go back to pro recording mode, so the sound gets rougher later in the show. Normally I would check that again, but the application didn't close. I blame Adam for not saying anything about the obvious quality drop. As always, it is his fault. He never reads these, so I can call him whatever I want. He is a tuned out shipsman without a port of call. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

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In this 2015 spooktacular episode, Adam and Jon recant horrors from their childhoods, they breakdown this week in werewolf news, and Jon tells a tale from Camp Thunderhawk

Nailguns for all, and a Happy Halloween!

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Jon and Adam chat about the Wii U, Star Citizen,fall tv shows, and reveal their dream blue collar jobs in any time period.

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Livin' the life of Late Night Luxury, Adam and Jon chat about anything and everything. Jon played the Star Wars Battlefront Beta, Adam hasn't done anything this week, and Jon dives deep into his psyche. The guys talk time travel and cults. Adam and Jon reminisce about Department D83, and live a life of love and laughter.

Adam Jay-walks through a wonderful world. Jon is fascinated by the awful ending of the movie AI, and is addicted to Clicker Heroes. Adam and Jon are lukewarm on the Muppets, Adam loves Scream Queens, and Amhorstor (American Horror Story). Lil Adam Horner sits in a corner, putting his thumb in a ... pie? Jon discusses horrifying sex injuries, and we 'tant you for next week.

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Adam is not a communist, though he theoretically partakes like one. You know. Jon rants about youtube personalities and the high art of Gilbert and Sullivan performances. Jon and Adam both try their hand at being super spies in the superb Metal Gear Solid 5. Can Adam survive his car crashing into the water? Listen in this week to find out.

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Adam's body is certainly something. Jon's heart is TRULY filled with the sound of music, but he very much lives off of the pain of others. Jon and Adam reminisce about animated movies of their childhoods, both Disney and Don- Bluthian. Jon recommends Rick and Morty, and both of the hosts wish that Mike Meyers could do more stuff. The dudes learn about the rules for Road Runner cartoons, and Jon thinks that Tom and Jerry SHOULD NEVER TALK.

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Adam attempts to remain off of the grid, Jon drives in to see TOO MANY MOVIES, and is underwhelmed by the Anted-man. Jon and Adam talk about horrendous table-top gaming sessions from hell. Who would have thought that some gaming nerds might end up being a little quirky?

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Jon has moved to his new apartment, gotten his computer repaired successfully, and now is the proud owner of cable TV and DVR. Adam attended a drive in movie, and saw the best movie ever, Fantastic 4. Jon loves PLEX and moving his DVDs into the digital age, and continues to harp on Star Citizen, and Adam allows Jon to nap for FAR too long.

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Jon recants his trip to Chicago, blows Adam's mind with meal prices, and complains about tourists. Adam says something about fusion reactors. Jon is recording his last episode in the shit-partment, and dreads moving all of his garbage to a new place. Adam is not down with the owl-headed Demon Andras.

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