Better late than never. Ryan and Sarah are back this week to discuss all things ChatGPT, Canadian city rivalries, and that fantasy MLS thing too, I guess.
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Join Ryan and Sarah this week for lots of puns and a little MLS fantasy advice. (LAF)C U next week!
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Ryan and Sarah are back for another week of fantasy MLS chat.
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Ryan and Sarah are back to discuss week three of the fantasy MLS season. Join them as they chat daylight saving time, Concacaf Champions League, and the worst 90 minutes of soccer Ryan has ever seen.
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They're back, and just as questionable as ever. Join Ryan and Sarah this week as they break down their week one performances, discuss the Black Coat conspiracy, and decide once and for all if height really does matter. Plus, find out which famous soccer player Sarah describes as "the guy with the man bun" and hear about Ryan's foot injury.
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Isn't that Ludacris???? Ryan and Sarah are back for another fantastic season of MLS Fantasy podcasting. Join them this week as they discuss if Penn Badgley is hot, the blackmail drama on the US National team, and the NBA playoffs. Plus, find out if Sarah has come up with anything else to talk about besides the Olympics and Taylor Twellman (spoiler alert: she has not). Also, there might be some MLS fantasy advice if you search hard enough (if you're sick of the chit-chat, it starts around 20:00)
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Thanks for joining us for another season!
It's the last week of the regular season, and Ryan and Sarah are here (as they have been the whole MLS fantasy season (except for that one week)) to convince you to throw it all away.
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Undesignated Players is back after a fun international break for yet another tiny baby DGW.
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Three double game weeks in a row??? Stop the madness!
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It's another DGW, and this one is so wimpy, it shouldn't even warrant its own Wednesday episode. But alas, here we are.
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The DGW can't get us down this time. Sarah and Ryan are back for Week 25, with another highly insightful and informative episode, filled to the brim with all the fantasy MLS content you could imagine.
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The inevitable occurred, and Ryan and Sarah are truly sorry for missing a week of podcasting. But have no fear, your trusty podcast hosts are back to shepherd you through another week of MLS fantasy. Join them for some chit-chat about summer reading assignments, Pessi and Penaldo, and the newest addition to the Revs.
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They're serious podcasters now, and Ryan and Sarah cannot be thrown off track by a Sunday to Tuesday turnaround time. Sarah showcases a mediocre Bruce Wayne impression, Ryan explains memes, and they talk about how MLS is better than the Premier League (with stats to back it up).
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This episode has everything: Carlos Vela hate, Jozy Altidore hate, Charlotte FC hate. Join Ryan and Sarah as they take stock of where all the teams stand at this point in the season, and discuss their redemption strategies for Week 20.
It's getting hot in here, and we're not just talking about Ryan and Sarah's week 18 performance. Join the married couple with the highest combined score in a week of fantasy MLS (probably) as they look forward to continuing their reign of terror in week 19. Plus, they reveal the prize for the winner of the undesignated players league.
The MLS schedule is relentless, but Ryan and Sarah are weathering the storm this season. Join them for a short and sweet episode discussing another jam-packed (like Wayne Rooney's suitcases) double game week.
It's (kind of?) rivalry week in MLS, and Ryan and Sarah are ready for it. Listen as Sarah struggles through a basic math equation, Ryan talks about gams, and they mention the recent flight delays (you know, to stay topical). Plus, Ryan gets everyone caught up on all the movement that has happened during "silly season"
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This isn't your normal double game week episode, because this week Ryan and Sarah embark on a journey to find the mysterious and elusive triple game week. Join them as they try to uncover whether this is just an urban legend, or an exercise in patience expertly crafted by the fantasy MLS gods. Plus, they preview the old geezers joining MLS this summer, Ryan bids the Staples Center farewell, and Sarah expresses her love for musical theatre.
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It's a busy week here in the Undesignated Players household, so enjoy a short, sweet, and to the point episode. Listen as Ryan and Sarah bid farewell to Matt Turner with a big slice of cake, they question a certain former Revolution coach's accent, and Ryan finally gets to stick it to the Charlotte fans that heckled him.
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After some much needed rest, Ryan and Sarah are ready to jump back into MLS Fantasy content with a fun and fresh double game week. Join them as they discuss the double-L sound, vampires, and Australian (or New Zealand) accents. Happy MLSing!
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They're back and better than ever. Except for Ryan, who is decidedly worse. Please excuse his voice, and any errant coughing or sniffling noises during this episode, our dearest Ryan has fallen ill, but still wanted to provide you all with fantasy content. If you ignore the incorrectly reported stats and obscure inside jokes, Ryan and Sarah try their best to guide you to victory during a fantasy week that can only be described as a slice of white bread.
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Undesignated Players on a Wednesday?? You know what that means; it's a double game week, and this isn't your grandmother's double game week. Ryan and Sarah are back to shepherd you through a week of chaos, and Sarah even took notes in preparation. This is a no-nonsense episode, so if you've been craving fantasy advice without all the idle chit-chat, this is your week.
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Best of luck to you MLS fantasy fiends!
Tensions are high after last week's double game week, but Sarah and Ryan soldier on to bring you MLS fantasy advice for Week 11. They reevaluate the "buns" teams, discuss various US Open events, and otherwise mostly stay on-topic.
See you next week!
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Ryan and Sarah are podcast machines, and have returned for another week (even though MLS tried to throw a curveball by cooking up the ~worst~ double game week ever). Strap in for your weekly dose of fantasy advice, served early this week as a special treat.
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Happy MLS-ing!
Need your fix of MLS fantasy advice? Sarah and Ryan are back for another week, and they'll hook you up with the good stuff. If you can manage to make it through the rather lengthy discussion of other sports that aren't soccer (and shockingly not the Olympics either), you might just find what you're looking for. Plus, Ryan and Sarah discuss the plans for their next joint venture.
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A day late, and a dollar short. Join Ryan and Sarah on their latest journey into familiar territory (the Olympics, children's books, making fun of the Revs) and find all the best MLS fantasy advice this side of the Delaware River. Plus, Sarah talks about how nobody wants to work these days and they both reminisce about their time as youth soccer referees.
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Just as they promised, Sarah and Ryan are back for another week of regularly scheduled programming. They cover all you need to know about week 7, with only a sprinkle of mocking the Revs and a dash of off-topic MLS discussion. It gets contentious during the "buns" segment, Ryan divulges his penalty kick strategy, and, in a shocking twist, they renege on their promise of "no stats, just vibes" to discuss their listener demographics.
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As always, thanks for joining us, and we'll see you next week!
ICYMI, Ryan and Sarah made a special guest appearance on MLS Fantasy Insider this week, and in this mini episode, they take 13 minutes of your time just to tell you that. If you're a discerning listener, you might find some fantasy advice here, but if you crave structure (and actual MLS fantasy advice), go listen to MLS Fantasy Insider. But don't forget to rush back here next week for your regularly scheduled programming, because Ryan and Sarah will be back with their usual mentions of the Olympics, children's literature references, and making fun of the Revs.
Go listen to their appearance HERE
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It’s the first double game week of the season, and Ryan and Sarah are here to help you prepare. If you’ve ever wondered if Sarah knows who the lead singer of Queen is, or why a fullback is called a fullback, this is the episode for you. Plus, find out if this is secretly a podcast about the Olympics, and who Ryan thinks are “buns” this year.
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Another week down, and your favorite undesignated players (Ryan and Sarah) are back to chit-chat. Listen this week as Ryan puts his cart before his horse, Sarah references children's literature (again??) and they brush up on their North American geography. Stick around until the last minute for all the top-notch content (because they maybe forgot to talk about something and had to put it in at the very end).
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Thanks for listening!
Ryan and Sarah are back for another week, and they're out for redemption. Just a few more bad fantasy weeks away from no longer being qualified to host a fantasy MLS podcast, they keep the conversation surprisingly on topic (until the end). Find out who has been #cancelled from Sarah's team for good, hear Ryan flex his vocabulary chops (stochastic??? *eye roll*), and hey, just what are the Panabaker sisters up to these days?
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Thanks for listening! Sorry about that weird whirring sound that randomly happens sometimes (no, not Sarah talking), we're trying to figure that out
Are you up for a challenge? Try to find any comprehensible and cohesive fantasy advice in this episode. Join Sarah and Ryan this week as they discuss literature, robbery, and lots and lots of bonus points. Plus, do you like stuff? Sarah and Ryan announce a prize for the winner of the Undesignated Players league (or at least the idea of having a prize).
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Just when you thought you’d never hear their voices again, Ryan and Sarah make a triumphant and long-winded return to the MLS fantasy podcast world. Join them for an action-packed 90 minutes (plus stoppage time) as they preview the season, give you their advice for week 1, and objectify muscular men. Ryan hands the “buns” title to a brand new team, Sarah reminisces about children’s literature, and they both (with unearned confidence) talk some s**t about one of the most popular podcasts in America. It’s great fun, and one person even said “so funny, you’ll get a good ab workout” - or something like that. As always, we love to hear from our listeners, and appreciate ratings and reviews on Apple Podcasts! Do you have a friend who plays MLS fantasy with you or a bored aunt who you think spends too much time on Facebook? Share the podcast with them!
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Here it is. Are you happy now?
Enjoy a short and sweet episode for Week 18. Happy playing!
It’s another double game week, folks, and Ryan and Sarah are not happy about it. Join them for some fun conversation about leafy greens, murders in the happiest place on earth, and, as always, MLS fantasy advice. Plus, this week they’re also joined by a very special guest, their restless dog, Chowder.
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You know the drill; it's another low budget (low effort) episode of Undesignated Players. Ryan and Sarah are back for a normal episode featuring mostly talk about soccer and only a little talk about chili.
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Better late than never, right? In a one man mini-episode, Ryan holds back the tears and puts on a brave face to discuss Gil's injury and preview another soccer-filled double game week. Hit us up with questions or to grieve a Gil-less week on social media: @undesignatedmls on Twitter, @undesignatedplayers on Instagram.
Another week, another podcast about MLS fantasy (and a whole lot of non-MLS fantasy related chatter.) You've been waiting for it, and you'll finally get it this week; Ryan updates the buns list. Plus, find out where Sarah found Carlos Vela's doppelgänger (check it out on social media, and let us know what you think of the resemblance!)
As always, we can be found on social media: @undesignatedmls on twitter, and @undesignatedplayers on instagram
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's another unedited Undesignated Players episode! The relentless MLS schedule has forced our hand, and now you, lucky listener, are stuck with all the erms, ums and long pauses that are usually edited out for your listening pleasure. This week, listen to Sarah's strong fashion opinions, Ryan's controversial pizza stance, and, oh yeah, some MLS fantasy advice. As a reminder, Ryan and Sarah are not responsible for any advice that doesn't pan out, but they will take full credit for any good advice.
Are you sick on unedited episodes? Let us know on social media: @undesignatedplayers on instagram, and @undesignatedmls on twitter
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Thanks to our weekly listeners for sticking with us, we're almost halfway there!
Ryan and Sarah are back to their normal antics this week, with a long episode that starts out with about 30 minutes of chatting unrelated to MLS in which Sarah, on her own sports podcast, states that she doesn’t like listening to people talk about sports and Ryan contends that Luis Suarez is more than just a biter, among other things. If you can make it through the first half of the podcast, you will eventually get to Ryan and Sarah’s fantasy advice for Week 12, but be warned, some of these takes are bad. (Don’t worry though, you’ll hear all about Ryan’s missteps at the top of the pod)
Thanks for joining us for another week! As always, you can connect with us on social media: @undesignatedplayers on instagram and @undesignatedmls on twitter. Rate, review, and share this podcast if you want higher quality episodes in the future!
Was last week the worst week of your life? Was it because there was no Undesignated Players episode to guide you through Week 10 of MLS fantasy? Never fear! Ryan and Sarah are back, with their new specialty: an unedited episode because they have not planned ahead. Do you love soccer in the US? Perfect! This week features not only a preview of the MLS week ahead, but as a bonus, you can listen to Ryan enthusiastically go on and on and on about the "Gold Cup."
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Do you prefer edited episodes? Share this podcast with your MLS loving (or soon-to-be MLS loving) friends and family, and Sarah will quit her job to run this podcast full-time. A rating and review on Apple Podcasts would also help.
Thanks to our loyal listeners! When this podcast blows up, we'll always remember who supported us at the beginning!
Join Ryan and Sarah for a special unedited episode, as they preview the Week 9 DGW in MLS fantasy. Ryan is thriving during this "summer of soccer" and you'll hear all about it! Plus, Sarah gives her opinion that professional athletes don't make enough of the shots that she - not a professional athlete - considers easy. Good luck on this jam-packed double game week!
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Ryan and Sarah are back with your regularly scheduled programming. Aside from a short 20 minute tangent about the Revs rebrand, this episode is jam-packed with relevant MLS fantasy content.
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Sarah and Ryan are back after a week off to discuss the first game of Week 8 in MLS Fantasy. If you listen until the end, you'll get a special peek into a "behind the scenes" moment that can only happen when you record a podcast out of your apartment. Tune in next week for a normal length episode with the usual amount of unrelated tangents.
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Ryan and Sarah are back with an episode that will leave you asking “is this just a podcast where two random people hit on highly accomplished professional athletes?” Join them as they discuss cities in Ohio that don’t start with the letter “C”, Ryan remembers being bullied in Canada, and Sarah gives yet another player a new name that she likes better. Plus, Ryan dons his tinfoil hat to talk about a Columbus Crew conspiracy theory.
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Join Ryan and Sarah for an action-packed episode, filled to the brim with MLS fantasy advice. Listen as Sarah challenges professional soccer coaches to do more work, Ryan brags about his Premier League fantasy accomplishments, and they uncover the real reason why Sarah isn’t good at MLS fantasy. Plus, we hear from you, the listeners, with two more spectacular reviews.
Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and we’ll read it out next week on the podcast! Want to write us privately? Reach us on Twitter (@undesignatedmls) or Instagram (@undesignatedplayers). We love to hear from our listeners!
Ryan and Sarah hit the airwaves for yet another lightly researched gab session about some things fantasy related. If you listen closely, you might be able to discern if this is indeed a MLS fantasy advice podcast, or just an hour long gripe about soccer related things. Guard your ears; things get heated when discussing the Columbus Crew rebrand. Plus, Ryan reads another delightful listener review.
Best of luck to our listeners in the first double game week of the 2021 season! Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, and we'll read out your review on the pod next week.
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Join Ryan and Sarah for an incoherent hour of talking, with a little bit of MLS fantasy advice sprinkled in. Listen as Sarah breaks the world record for the most times anyone has said "podcast analytics" in 60 seconds, Ryan reluctantly adds a team to the Buns list, and they brush up on their England geography knowledge. Plus, the reviews are in! Sarah and Ryan read (or should we say rap) their first listener review.
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Ryan and Sarah stay surprisingly on-topic to bring you your weekly fix of chatty MLS fantasy advice. Ryan hands over the buns crown to one lucky team, Sarah decides a Vancouver player needs multiple mentions, and they recap a cyberbullying incident from last weekend. Plus, hear an exclusive song from an aspiring young vocalist.
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Spoiler Alert: This episode contains more minutes than Carlos Vela's first appearance this season.
Join Ryan and Sarah as they recap week 1 of the MLS fantasy season, and look ahead to week 2. Find out which distant Romney relative Ryan put on his team, where Kei Kamara is these days and wait, is Brooklinen a sponsor this week?
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As always, the offer stands: we will read out the best roast (that accompanies a 5-star rating) on Apple Podcasts.
Ryan and Sarah have resurrected the podcast to bring to you somewhat researched, mostly rambling advice for your Fantasy MLS team going into Week 1 of the 2021 season. Highlights include a surprise team relocation to Long Island, Ryan's strong (and then not-so-strong) feelings about LA Galaxy, and at least a full minute discussing Ben Sweat.
Don't forget to review us on Apple Podcasts, and we'll shout out the best roast in our next episode (only if it comes with a 5-star rating).
Ryan and Sarah discuss the surprising upside of Josef Martinez's ACL tear, Ryan doubles down on his "Montreal are buns" stance (and not the King's Hawaiian kind) and they both look ahead to possible redemption in Week 2.
Look out for this podcast to return in 2021!